3rd Street

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The homeless Indian Chief Alottabushiz, whose lands we stole, villages we pillaged, and women we raped, asking me for some money to go buy some liquor, he got our night started off on the right track.

QUOTE OF THE DAY FROM A 3RD STREET BUM:

"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the 'street vendor'.

"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.

"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."

"I don't have a sweetheart, either."

"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your good luck!"

See what smoking weed does to you children? Yes, the sign on the left reads: www.chronicsmokers.com, and yes, he is wearing a pair of pink women's panties on his head. And of course on the right, we have Bob, in desperate need of some good shit.

Anyone who listens to the advice of this cat obviously also enjoys smokin some good chronic. I'm pretty sure the cat was high too at the time.

The clown balloon lady who said she required 15 extra large balloons to make a man with a large cock. She offered Sam Dog a strap on version instead.

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YOU KNEW THERE ALWAYS HAS TO BE A PICTURE OF JOHN AND SAM DOG... GETTING IT ON!

This was beyond standard eye sex. Later that night, about 11 of us went to my house were we got ridiculously drunk taking shots of vodka and beer and whatever other alcohol we could find in my house. And uhm...well yea, I'll just leave it at that. These pictures speak for themselves I think. Sorry Vanessa, but I had to put em on here :)

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