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Ok, so pretty much, I got raped by a bunch of Persian men on my birthday. Sam Jelly and Nick got my ass out of the house, forcing me to go a strip club on my birthday (and I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU FUCKERS SAY, STRIP CLUBS ARE NOT MY THING!). So, while we're out driving to the strip club, my sister secretly lets all my idiot friends into the house (mistake 1, don't let hookers into the house), orders pizza (mistake number 2, no matter how much you order, if it's free, its never enough when there are Persians around). Anyways, when we get to the strip club, Nick suddenly "remembers" he has to take a quiz for his online music class, so we go back to my house, and then I get the fuck scared out of me by all my friends who jump out and start screaming happy birthday. As always, the Elat Camera was there on scene to take pictures of all the evenings action!

Me, about to blow out my candle.. Yay! I'm 1 year old! (Cheap ass Persians, only bought me 1 fucking candle!)

It's probably a good thing this picture came out so dark...Too much damn hair everywhere!

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