The Pool

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We couldn't figure out how the hell to turn on the heater for the pool or spa. So I decided to run a hose from a sink and pour hot water into the spa... Ok so that wasn't the most brilliant idea I've ever come up with. Anyhow, here we see a bunch of hookers, in the spa, freezing their asses off, huddled around the little drip of hot water from the hose.

The mother fuckers, also decided to get their revenge on me by throwing my ass in the pool with all my fucking clothes on, and my wallet still in my pants! Ahhh! Here I am, stripping for everyone, and getting into swimming trunks after being dumped into the pool only moments earlier. OoOo look at me! I'm dead secksy!

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