THE OFFICIAL BARBARIC BARBARIANS WEBPAGE

It is my goal in life to bring back Barbaric Barbarian Culture. I think Barbarians were badass, and it's a shame they are no longer around, except for maybe in Africa. I think they should rule the world again.

Throughout Europe, North & South America, and even in Australia, I have trained and inserted SECRET BARBARIAN AGENTS, to help me recruit new barbaric trainees in my ultimate goal to take over the world to train and create a new race of barbaric and savage people to run shit they way I see fit.

MY REASONS BARBARIANS WHY SHOULD RULE THE WORLD

Barbarians have an awesome leader. No, I'm not talking about stupid fakers like Xena or Hercules... I'm talking about the real man, CONAN the Barbarian. He is the guy we all look up to and want to emulate.

Barbarians are hardcore mother fuckers. They don't waste time debating over shit. They don't give a rats ass about anything besides their own needs and wants. They want something, they go get it. Now that's some goal setting and achievement.

Barbarians get shit done. Need food? They kill animals. No pussy farming vegetables and crap waiting months for that shit to grow only to be infested with bugs and what not. Kill animals. Eat. Good.

Barbarians don't have to deal with annoying family members or in-laws. Why? Cause they get to kill the bastards if they don't like them. In fact, barbarians take pleasure in backstabbing people closest to them.

Barbarians get to travel a lot. Since they don't waste their time with farming, they get to roam around and see places.

Barbarians get poon no matter what. Even if you are not a front line warrior, you can still score with the babes. Are you a barbaric blacksmith? Hell, are you a homeless barbarian? No matter! You still get laid whenever you please because in our society, you will always be the man.

Barbarians don't go to school. School? Fuck that shit. Don't need to learn to write or read. All you gotta do is kill shit, protect your tent, and procreate.

Barbarian clothing is pimped out to the max. Not only do you get to select from a variety of helmets and vests among other things, but if its a hot sunny day, just go without clothes. No one is going to tell you otherwise.

Barbarians can communicate through grunting. That's pretty badass if you ask me.

Barbarians get to have KICK ASS models created in their own image! How totally awesome is that, to have a little miniature toy of yourself to play with! Everyone who is not a barbarian would definitely be jealous of you.

Barbarians don't fuck around with politics. Want that land over there? Go claim it. If someone says no, kill them. End of debate.

Barbarians don't have to report to work and deal with asshole bosses or co-workers. Don't feel like doing jack shit today? No problem! Take a nap till whenever goddamnit, no one is gonna tell you otherwise because you could just crack open their skull.

Barbarians have big ass swords they carry around at all times. They even sleep with their swords, because they are such prized possessions.

Barbarians don't sue people, they kill. That way, when they have problems, they win without having to worry about anything.

Barbarians get to have massive battles with other barbarians!

Barbarians know how to throw some mad ass crazy parties. After they have finished with their massive battles, they really know how to celebrate!

Barbarians don't have to deal with ridiculous divorce laws. Why? Don't like your wife? Kill the bitch. No one is gonna say "why did you do that?" Never pay child support or vaginamony. Once the barbarian-bitch is dead, you can just go out and find a new one!

Barbarians love to wrestle. No, I'm not talking about fake ass shit like the WWE. Those losers can lick my balls. I'm talking about the real deal, fight to the death, choke your bitch ass till he drops dead type of wrestling.

Barbarians don't keep pussycats as pets. They got animals that are crazy like themselves. No meowing allowed.

Barbarians are better than Indians. They don't share shit with anyone. And barbarians certainly don't need gay ass casino's to survive. I'm sure if barbarians had fought American colonists, the United States would never have never gained it's independence.

After a long, hard day killing animals and enemy people, barbarian men get to come home to a nice meal, and fuck their women. Guaranteed. Why? Because barbarian women know not to deny their men, else they be dead themselves.

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