Ok, I know you are thinking, damn, this guy is totally a fucking pimp! He must have gotten laid a million times already. Yes, it is true, Conan gets laid whenever he wants, by any girl he chooses. He should be the man you look up to. Women throw themselves at him all the time because he is just such a hardcore, badass mother fucker. He has power, money, fame, and just look at those man-boobs! Who could possibly resist this guy. Conan is the leader of all barbarians. The only way to become a worldwide leader is to kill whoever is currently in power, but because Conan is just so damn crazy, no one could possibly dare try to over throw this guy.