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California Recall Election
RECALL CALIFORNIA! Previously, my fabulous idea was to have a triple death match fight between Arnold, Gary and Angelyne. Now I have an even better idea: RECALL CALIFORNIA! That's right, I think California should secede from the Union. We are too good for the rest of the country anyhow. We got the most people, we have like the 5th largest economy in the world or something, and we are headed toward bankruptcy. We are California baby! Why should we have to be a part of a Union which includes states such as Missouri or South Carolina or Idaho? I think we would be able to do much worse on our own. To hell with Gray Davis, Arnold Schawatever, Bustamante, McClintok and everyone else. Someone go get Larry Flynt as our first dictator. We need strip clubs in Los Angeles to be able to provide lap dances again, this is just bull shit! CALIFORNIA POLITICS ARE FUCKED UP & GRAY DAVIS HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL! This California Governor recall election is a bunch of utter nonsense. I'd rather have a monkey running the state at this point. Someone see if Michael Jackson will let Mr. Bubbles run please, he'll get my vote for sure. First, our bonehead governor, who knows his days in office are limited, decides to give illegal aliens driver licenses. Come on, this one doesn't even make any sense. It's not as if these people can vote... or can they? Maybe Mr. Davis secretly made them all citizens too! Then of course, the City of Los Angeles does something absolutely ridiculous... banning lap dances at strip clubs! What is that shit! You fucking morons, we need our lap dances and those girls need our money! Stop this insanity now! Now, California signs into a law a bill which is supposed to 'stop spam' OK YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. Go sue someone in 'Beijing' as you claim. Let's see how much money you spending suing, and how much you collect. Another wonderful use of our tax dollars by the state. I can't wait for Gary Coleman or that stripper girl to be elected governor so we can get someone with real balls (or fake breasts) running this place finally. WHO WILL BE CALIFORNIA'S NEXT GOVERNOR?
Originally, this site had endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now, however, news reports are coming in that Gary Coleman and Angelyne are both in the running. So, I propose a 3-way death match battle to determine the next governor of California! Gary Coleman vs The Terminator, vs both of Angelyne's boobs! It should be a great fight to the finish!
AH-NOLD FOR GOVERNOR
That's right baby! Arnold Schwarzenegger is here to pump you up! It's time to throw away that chicken shit governor, Gray Davis, and vote for everyone's favorite Terminator, ARNOLD! If you live in California CAST YOUR VOTE IN THE RECALL ELECTION... hell, even if you don't live here, we don't care.. we got a bunch of illegal immigrants voting, I'm sure you could sneak yours in too! Vote Arnold Schwhatevernigga, he is the man to lead us freedom from the machines! www.RajuAbju.com fully endorses Arnold Schwarzenegger, and so should you! BEST Ah-nold lines of all time: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Oh.. you want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, you're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy! I'm Detective John Kimble! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach! I've got news for you, you're mine now! You belong to me! I wanna ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately!
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