Attention all fans and haters of this website... I have a new mission for you all. Many of you have been following the episodes of Laura and Tommy. Well, I no longer care about bugging Laura, I've lost all desire and interest. However, Tommy, being the moron he is, continues to IM me at random, from different screen names, thinking I'm stupid and not realizing its him. Fortunately, I am smart, and trace his stupid IP every damn time and know its him almost immediately. I really don't like this guy, not only cause he is stupid and annoying, but because he thinks *I* am stupid in not realizing his true identity each time he messages me from a new screen name.
So, my request to everyone who views this website is the following. If you see the AOL/AIM screen names yoyo950, d8bait1981 or bgtmeplayer, please take a moment of your time to message him and tell him what a fucking loser you feel he is. Thanks so much!
The following is an excerpt of a conversation I had on AIM on 4/30/03 with another person who has dated an unnamed ex-girlfriend of mine, and is now practically stalking this poor chick. She came to me in desperation, seeking advice and help.
rajuabju: stop being a
fucking faggot
yoyo950: excuse me
yoyo950: ........
rajuabju: dude
rajuabju: ur a goddamn homo
rajuabju: ***** (name edited out) is just laughing her ass
yoyo950: laughing my ass
rajuabju: do you have fuckin mental problem or something
rajuabju: do you not realize you could pracitically be classified as a stalker
yoyo950: hey bro you dont even know who the fuck your talking to watch your
mouth
yoyo950: thats first of all
rajuabju: i know who you are you moron
rajuabju: why do u think i im'ed u
yoyo950: you might know my name but dont know who i am
yoyo950: watch your mouth wanna talk talk like an adult
rajuabju: i know of you
yoyo950: good wanna cookie
yoyo950: i know of you too
rajuabju: and i think its pretty pathetic that you are chasing some girl who
obviously is not interseted in you
yoyo950: i am chasing her
rajuabju: yes
yoyo950: wow
rajuabju: you continually im her
rajuabju: email her
rajuabju: call her
yoyo950: funny
rajuabju: that can be described as chasing or stalking, particularly when its
unwanted
yoyo950: get a life
rajuabju: nono
rajuabju: see
rajuabju: i'm not the one with the problem here, its you
rajuabju: im trying to HELP you
yoyo950: right
yoyo950: go help your self
rajuabju: nono
rajuabju: see
rajuabju: when someone blocks u from their im buddy list
rajuabju: that means they dont wanna talk to u
rajuabju: not, make a new screen name and im them again
yoyo950: i dont have time for your shit
rajuabju: yes you fucking do
rajuabju: you dont have anything better to do and u know it
yoyo950: ok buddy
rajuabju: man
rajuabju: stpo being a homo
yoyo950: wow i hope i never run into you
yoyo950: i hope so
rajuabju: i do hope i run into your ass
yoyo950: wow
rajuabju: cause you have some major mental issues
rajuabju: i think you need help seriously
yoyo950: thanks
yoyo950: gratzi
rajuabju: i want to im you everyday
rajuabju: you fag
yoyo950: merci
rajuabju: so i can check on your status
rajuabju: ok stop talking farsi you fuckin refugee
yoyo950: wow wow wow
rajuabju: seriously though
rajuabju: its been months
rajuabju: havent u gotten the point, she doesnt want to talk to u
rajuabju: doesnt want to be friends with you
rajuabju: hasnt that sunk in by now?
yoyo950: zzzzzzzzzzz
yoyo950: done buddy
rajuabju: dont you think its pretty fucking sad that an ex bf of hers from like
years ago
rajuabju: is iming u
rajuabju: and telling u to stop being such a pathetic loser
yoyo950: done
rajuabju: IM NOT DONE
rajuabju: i dont care if u are done u faggot
rajuabju: ill talk to you as much as i damn well please
yoyo950: done
rajuabju: what
*** NOTE: This user is offline. Your messages will most likely *not* be
received!
And later, on 05/01/03..
Yoyo950: better what your back
motherfucker
rajuabju: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoyo950: you fuckin looser
rajuabju: AHAHAHA
Yoyo950: car wash ha
Yoyo950: watch your back
rajuabju: come by, ill give u a free car wash
Yoyo950: use the wash for your face
rajuabju: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoyo950: after i am done with you
rajuabju: PLEASE come dude
Yoyo950: you think i care
rajuabju: let me know when u wanna come
rajuabju: ill be sure to be there
Yoyo950: cool
rajuabju: you are the fucking funniest homo EVER! im enjoying this too much
Yoyo950: i know where you live what you do what you drive and me and my buddies
will be looking for you!!
rajuabju: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoyo950: looser
rajuabju: i wont put your picture on my site, i wont be that mean
rajuabju: but its hella tempting
Yoyo950: good
rajuabju: fuck it i think i will
Yoyo950: good
rajuabju: good good good
rajuabju: hahahaha.
Yoyo950: hey your funny dog
Yoyo950: ***** fahmid
rajuabju: hahaha
rajuabju: so
rajuabju: this is entertaining as hell to me
Yoyo950: that was funny
rajuabju: you are funny
rajuabju: pathetic, but funny nonetheless
Yoyo950: got to give it to you you got me
Yoyo950: thanks
Yoyo950: thought it was her
Yoyo950: your classical
rajuabju: im one of a kind
Yoyo950: i know
Yoyo950: did she change her im
rajuabju: yes
rajuabju: and her #
rajuabju: thats how annoying u are
Yoyo950: hahaha
Yoyo950: dont be jealous dog
rajuabju: jealous?
rajuabju: hahahahahaha
Yoyo950: yup
rajuabju: of what!
Yoyo950: you cant get over her
rajuabju: AHAHAHAHAHA
Yoyo950: yea
Yoyo950: right
rajuabju: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yoyo950: later bro
Yoyo950: i am crying
rajuabju: there there
rajuabju: it will be ok
05/01/03 UPDATE: HOLY SHIT! STFU N00B! Another ex-girlfriend of mine, who shall hence be referred to as Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2, has contacted yoyo950! During their AIM conversation, phone numbers were exchanged! AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! From my past experience with loser ex-girlfriend #2, these two would make a PERFECT couple (hint hint for anyone who knows gf loser #2) She says "he doesnt sound wacko." I say.. THATS CAUSE YOU ARE BOTH WACKOS! I wish them both a happy and fruitful life together and hopefully they will produce many many wacko offsprings.
05/02/03 UPDATE: aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. I swear I could have predicted this. It's another Elat Match made in heaven. Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 and Yoyo950 plan to meet in the near future! We here at Elat Farming Productions wish these two the best of luck, may their relationship be fruitful (on second thought, do we really want 2 wacko's producing wacko offspring?) I know that MANY of you out there have been emailing and I'ming me these past few days, laughing your asses off along with me. Unfortunately, the likeliness of future updates is gloom, because I think yoyo950 has blocked me :(. And yes, I could IM him from secret undercover screen names, but he really isn't worth the effort. As far as Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 goes, well... hahahahahahaha HAVE FUN! Finally, let it be known, that I, RajuAbju, take FULL CREDIT for pairing these two lovebirds up together. Without my wonderful website, and ingenious insight, such a match could never have been made.
Later that day... well, apparently Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 got pretty upset at me over this incident. My position? Not my fault! She took the initiative to IM yoyo originally, and then IM me and tell me about the whole thing. I didnt ask for any of this information, but I sure as hell found it funny enough to be put up on my website! Here we have her attempting to insult me...
Lovelyme723: i always had respect for you ,never tried to hurt you in anyway and thats why you took advantage but now let me tell you something;i dont want sex with you ..i was not sick i just dont want to fuck you.you're not all that good so wipe that fucking smile off ur face and get a hooker ur good enough for her.oh yeah and dont bother telling me to leave you alone ..from months ago i had no damn interest in spending time with you in bed or out.
Lovelyme723: you say im a stalker and ur the one getting people passwords
Lovelyme723: signing on with their sn
rajuabju:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
rajuabju: i do no such thing
Lovelyme723: yea you do and you know it
rajuabju: hahaha
rajuabju: whatever you say!
Lovelyme723: yea fuck off
rajuabju: hahahaha
rajuabju: this is too fucking funny
Lovelyme723: i see ur the one that does not understand what fuck off means
Lovelyme723: FUCK OFF DANNY
rajuabju: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lovelyme723: get laid danny
Lovelyme723: you need it
rajuabju: thats what you were for
Lovelyme723: nope
rajuabju: yup
Lovelyme723: obviously not or else we would have had sex
rajuabju: really though, i hope u have a good time with yoyo
Lovelyme723: and i will
rajuabju: good
Lovelyme723: yups
rajuabju: i wish you both the very best!
Lovelyme723: great now go away
rajuabju: bye!
I was going to clarify some of the things she said, but I decided I'm too lazy, and don't care quite that much. Let it just be said... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think that's enough.
05/06/03 UPDATE: The joke that never dies! After several days of relative quiet, yoyo950 today decided he missed me and gave me a surprise IM! Much to my delight, he was in a cheerful mood today! I have GOOD NEWS! Yoyo has given his approval of a movie I am making that will feature HIM as the star, along with lovelyme723 (aka loser ex-girlfriend #2), myself, and a surprise mystery guest! At first, Yoyo was not so receptive to having his picture plastered on my website, and threatened to sue. However, using my masterful skills in negotiation, I was able to persuade him that this is a great idea and lots of women will want to do him once he becomes truly famous from this website
Yoyo950:
what up bitch?
rajuabju: HI YOYO
Yoyo950: hahahahahahahaha
rajuabju: how you been!
Yoyo950: excellent
rajuabju: thats good to hear
Yoyo950: hahahahahahaha
rajuabju: high on the good stuff or something? share man
Yoyo950: go get your own
rajuabju: ya ya
Yoyo950: go get a girl
rajuabju: so to what do i owe this pleasure to
rajuabju: why? i dont need one
Yoyo950: you sure do
rajuabju: well, if u say i do, then surely, i must
Yoyo950: yup
rajuabju: so is there something i can do for you?
Yoyo950: you f.o.bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
rajuabju: hey, i was wondering
Yoyo950: bid laden looking fool
rajuabju: you dont mind if i make a short little flash movie about you
Yoyo950: hahahahahahaha
rajuabju: yes, it will be funny
rajuabju: so u can laugh then too
Yoyo950: ahahahahahahahaa
rajuabju: so then thats a yes?
Yoyo950: koon face
Yoyo950: ahhahahahahahahaha
rajuabju: its gonna be you and me and laura and ******
rajuabju: to the tune of beverly hills 90210
rajuabju: it will be funny
rajuabju: i hope u dont mind
rajuabju: cause its gonna have everyone's pictures in it
Yoyo950: put my picture and i will sue your porr as to poverty
rajuabju: thats fine
rajuabju: glad to have your approval
Yoyo950: go ahead be my guest
rajuabju:
thanks yoyo!
Yoyo950: ahahahahahahahahahaha
rajuabju: it'll be funny
Yoyo950: hahahahahahahaha
rajuabju: im sure you w/ill enjoy the movie
rajuabju: should be done a few days
Yoyo950: hahahahahahaha
rajuabju: ill let u know when it is
A NEW piece of fanmail I received today (05/12/03):
god ur fucking retarded
Trollgnat@aol.com
I would like everyone to take just a few moments of their time and email or IM trollgnat and tell him a few good words about me, and try to convince him that I am not a retard! Thanks!
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS WERE DYING DOWN... UPDATES FOR 5/14/03
Well, for today, I have TWO new updates! The first, is an IM conversation our good friend Trollgnat had with lovelyme723, who IM'ed him, and he had the courtesy to email me for posting...
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
hey
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
you dont know me but i know rajuabju
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
and i agree with you
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
he's a retard
Trollgnat [2:23 PM]:
really
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
oh yea
Lovelyme723 [2:24 PM]:
i dated him
Lovelyme723 [2:24 PM]:
:(
Lovelyme723 [2:24 PM]:
poor me
Trollgnat [2:24 PM]:
sorry to hear that
Lovelyme723 [2:24 PM]:
ya me too
And the second update for 5/14/03 comes from AOL user SarahGirly1, who decided to IM lovelyme723. Unfortunately for all of us, she did not have the brain capacity to log the conversation, its ok, she claims to be a dumb blonde from Seattle. (Well, she is blond, and from Seattle, hence, automatic dumbness shall be awarded to her).
Anyhow, according to SarahGirly1, she says lovelyme723 took all opportunity to insult me and what not. SarahGirly1 has been thoroughly enjoying this whole escapade, and checks this site daily for updates, so to her, and all the others of you out there who have taken the time to IM or email me, thanks for your support! She also said she got the feeling lovely is still obsessed, and according to her, lovelyme and yoyo have NOT yet gone out... AND, the most exciting news, SarahGirly1 wants to come down and meet us all!
Finally, a number of people have requested pictures of lovelyme and yoyo from me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to give them out, nor post them up on this site, unless they give me permission to do so, (which I doubt will ever happen), or if they piss me off really bad somehow then I might say fuck it and go ahead and put em up. Until then though, I encourage you all to IM them personally and ask. Who knows, you might get lucky!
Updates for 5/15/03: By now, anyone who has been following this comedic ordeal has come to realize how insane Lovelyme723 and her new soon to be boyfriend yoyo950 are. She continues to IM me on a regular basis, attempting to defend herself (which is perfectly fine), and is in complete denial about her obsession with this website (which is also perfectly fine). Lately, I don't even bother responding to her, instead, preferring for her to just say random things which I find funny enough to put on my website here for all to enjoy. So, here's today's dose of her! Enjoy.
Lovelyme723 (Laura): and no worries its too bad you had to take it to the head
about me talking to tommy.
Lovelyme723 (Laura): and honestly it doesn't matter much to me what you say in
our site. like i said before i know what i am and what IM worth and if you have
nothing better to do other then stupid things like that then be my guest. enjoy
it by all means :)
Update for 05/17/03: Well, I've pretty much gotten bored of this charade. Last few days, no updates, I have no interest in talking to lovelyme723 or yoyo950, or trollgnat, or anyone else for that matter. It's gotten too repetitive, so I think we will be moving on to better things shortly. Barring some unforeseen event, this will be the last posting regarding my loser ex-girlfriend, my other loser ex-girlfriend, and her loser ex-boyfriend. Our final piece comes from a loyal fan.
Dear RajuAbju,
I am writing you from Spain, though I am born and raised in New York City. I was searching the internet earlier today for information about world cup soccer players, when I came across your section on the topic. It was fairly interesting, though it looks like it hasn't been updated in some time now. Well, after that, I decided to just look around for other stuff on your site, and I must say, it was pretty darn entertaining! Quite a life you have, reminds me of myself and my friends years back. The particular things I enjoyed were your "Is Your Child A Hacker" article, the hilarious Saddam Hussein pages, and, when I saw your home page finally, the stuff between your ex-girlfriends and some guys. You seem like a pretty cool guy, so how you got mixed up with a couple of insane lunatics puzzles me. I was wondering if you could explain to me just what happened and how all this began? Also, I know you have a habit of posting emails you receive on your website, and I don't mind if you post this on there, but please refrain from using my email address, I don't want these weirdo's corresponding with me. Thank you.
Nick, NYC4LFE28@*********.net
My response to him was as follows (and as you can see, I removed his domain so these crazy bitches cant talk to the poor guy against his wishes).
Nick, as I always do when a fan writes to me, I want to thank you for taking the time to give me some feedback about my website, and am glad you found it both informative and entertaining. Let me briefly explain how this all began. Many years ago, I dated my ex-girlfriend Adelia. After some time, we broke up, but remained friends (something I rarely do). After that, I dated my other ex-girlfriend (Laura, aka lovelyme, aka loser ex-girlfriend #2). Well, we went out for a while until she sorta became a nutcase and was to jealous and what not blah blah blah. So we broke up. It wasnt a bad breakup or anything like that (except that she sorta stalked me at my work and came to my house when I had expressly said NOT to do so). So yea, time went on, and I didnt really hear much from either of these girls. Well, several weeks ago, Adelia told me about a boyfriend she had broken up with that was pretty much harassing her (Tommy, aka yoyo). According to her, he wouldnt leave her alone, and she was seeking my advice. I told her to break all contact with him and make it clear she was not interested in further communication with the guy. She took my advice, but still, he persisted (he had her work # which she cant change obviously). This is when I got involved, taking it upon myself to tell Tommy to fuck off and get a life. I then posted this on my website for my own enjoyment mostly. Unbeknownst to me, Laura, the insane person she is (although she claims to be cured, or at least better now) visits my site on a near daily basis, saw this, and then decided to IM Tommy. Then for some time it looked like the two of them were going to go out (I dont think it ever happened, though it would have been a match made in cyber-heaven). All the while, I continued posting random updates, and other people began getting involved just for shits and giggles. Anyhow, this response is getting too long. Suffice it to say, I think Tommy, although insane, is pretty funny, and Laura, although insane as well, is pretty funny too. Hope all this helps! :)