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Danny, Adelia, Tommy, Laura
Attention all fans and haters of this website... I have a new mission for you all. Many of you have been following the episodes of Laura and Tommy. Well, I no longer care about bugging Laura, I've lost all desire and interest. However, Tommy, being the moron he is, continues to IM me at random, from different screen names, thinking I'm stupid and not realizing its him. Fortunately, I am smart, and trace his stupid IP every damn time and know its him almost immediately. I really don't like this guy, not only cause he is stupid and annoying, but because he thinks *I* am stupid in not realizing his true identity each time he messages me from a new screen name.
So, my request to everyone who views this website is the following. If you see the AOL/AIM screen names yoyo950, d8bait1981 or bgtmeplayer, please take a moment of your time to message him and tell him what a fucking loser you feel he is. Thanks so much!
The following is an excerpt of a conversation I had on AIM on 4/30/03 with another person who has dated an unnamed ex-girlfriend of mine, and is now practically stalking this poor chick. She came to me in desperation, seeking advice and help. rajuabju: stop being a
fucking faggot yoyo950: done
And later, on 05/01/03..
Yoyo950: better what your back
motherfucker
Yoyo950: hey your funny dog
Yoyo950: got to give it to you you got me
Yoyo950: your classical
05/01/03 UPDATE: HOLY SHIT! STFU N00B! Another ex-girlfriend of mine, who shall hence be referred to as Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2, has contacted yoyo950! During their AIM conversation, phone numbers were exchanged! AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! From my past experience with loser ex-girlfriend #2, these two would make a PERFECT couple (hint hint for anyone who knows gf loser #2) She says "he doesnt sound wacko." I say.. THATS CAUSE YOU ARE BOTH WACKOS! I wish them both a happy and fruitful life together and hopefully they will produce many many wacko offsprings.
05/02/03 UPDATE: aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. I swear I could have predicted this. It's another Elat Match made in heaven. Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 and Yoyo950 plan to meet in the near future! We here at Elat Farming Productions wish these two the best of luck, may their relationship be fruitful (on second thought, do we really want 2 wacko's producing wacko offspring?) I know that MANY of you out there have been emailing and I'ming me these past few days, laughing your asses off along with me. Unfortunately, the likeliness of future updates is gloom, because I think yoyo950 has blocked me :(. And yes, I could IM him from secret undercover screen names, but he really isn't worth the effort. As far as Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 goes, well... hahahahahahaha HAVE FUN! Finally, let it be known, that I, RajuAbju, take FULL CREDIT for pairing these two lovebirds up together. Without my wonderful website, and ingenious insight, such a match could never have been made. Later that day... well, apparently Loser Ex-Girlfriend #2 got pretty upset at me over this incident. My position? Not my fault! She took the initiative to IM yoyo originally, and then IM me and tell me about the whole thing. I didnt ask for any of this information, but I sure as hell found it funny enough to be put up on my website! Here we have her attempting to insult me... Lovelyme723: i always had respect for you ,never tried to hurt you in anyway and thats why you took advantage but now let me tell you something;i dont want sex with you ..i was not sick i just dont want to fuck you.you're not all that good so wipe that fucking smile off ur face and get a hooker ur good enough for her.oh yeah and dont bother telling me to leave you alone ..from months ago i had no damn interest in spending time with you in bed or out.
Lovelyme723: you say im a stalker and ur the one getting people passwords rajuabju:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Lovelyme723: yea you do and you know it
Lovelyme723: yea fuck off rajuabju: this is too fucking funny
Lovelyme723: i see ur the one that does not understand what fuck off means
Lovelyme723: get laid danny rajuabju: thats what you were for Lovelyme723: nope rajuabju: yup
Lovelyme723: obviously not or else we would have had sex
Lovelyme723: and i will
Lovelyme723: great now go away
I was going to clarify some of the things she said, but I decided I'm too lazy, and don't care quite that much. Let it just be said... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think that's enough.
05/06/03 UPDATE: The joke that never dies! After several days of relative quiet, yoyo950 today decided he missed me and gave me a surprise IM! Much to my delight, he was in a cheerful mood today! I have GOOD NEWS! Yoyo has given his approval of a movie I am making that will feature HIM as the star, along with lovelyme723 (aka loser ex-girlfriend #2), myself, and a surprise mystery guest! At first, Yoyo was not so receptive to having his picture plastered on my website, and threatened to sue. However, using my masterful skills in negotiation, I was able to persuade him that this is a great idea and lots of women will want to do him once he becomes truly famous from this website Yoyo950:
what up bitch? rajuabju:
thanks yoyo!
A NEW piece of fanmail I received today (05/12/03):
god ur fucking retarded Trollgnat@aol.com
I would like everyone to take just a few moments of their time and email or IM trollgnat and tell him a few good words about me, and try to convince him that I am not a retard! Thanks!
AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS WERE DYING DOWN... UPDATES FOR 5/14/03
Well, for today, I have TWO new updates! The first, is an IM conversation our good friend Trollgnat had with lovelyme723, who IM'ed him, and he had the courtesy to email me for posting...
Lovelyme723 [2:23 PM]:
hey
And the second update for 5/14/03 comes from AOL user SarahGirly1, who decided to IM lovelyme723. Unfortunately for all of us, she did not have the brain capacity to log the conversation, its ok, she claims to be a dumb blonde from Seattle. (Well, she is blond, and from Seattle, hence, automatic dumbness shall be awarded to her).
Anyhow, according to SarahGirly1, she says lovelyme723 took all opportunity to insult me and what not. SarahGirly1 has been thoroughly enjoying this whole escapade, and checks this site daily for updates, so to her, and all the others of you out there who have taken the time to IM or email me, thanks for your support! She also said she got the feeling lovely is still obsessed, and according to her, lovelyme and yoyo have NOT yet gone out... AND, the most exciting news, SarahGirly1 wants to come down and meet us all!
Finally, a number of people have requested pictures of lovelyme and yoyo from me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to give them out, nor post them up on this site, unless they give me permission to do so, (which I doubt will ever happen), or if they piss me off really bad somehow then I might say fuck it and go ahead and put em up. Until then though, I encourage you all to IM them personally and ask. Who knows, you might get lucky!
Updates for 5/15/03: By now, anyone who has been following this comedic ordeal has come to realize how insane Lovelyme723 and her new soon to be boyfriend yoyo950 are. She continues to IM me on a regular basis, attempting to defend herself (which is perfectly fine), and is in complete denial about her obsession with this website (which is also perfectly fine). Lately, I don't even bother responding to her, instead, preferring for her to just say random things which I find funny enough to put on my website here for all to enjoy. So, here's today's dose of her! Enjoy.
Lovelyme723 (Laura): and no worries its too bad you had to take it to the head
about me talking to tommy.
Update for 05/17/03: Well, I've pretty much gotten bored of this charade. Last few days, no updates, I have no interest in talking to lovelyme723 or yoyo950, or trollgnat, or anyone else for that matter. It's gotten too repetitive, so I think we will be moving on to better things shortly. Barring some unforeseen event, this will be the last posting regarding my loser ex-girlfriend, my other loser ex-girlfriend, and her loser ex-boyfriend. Our final piece comes from a loyal fan.
Dear RajuAbju, I am writing you from Spain, though I am born and raised in New York City. I was searching the internet earlier today for information about world cup soccer players, when I came across your section on the topic. It was fairly interesting, though it looks like it hasn't been updated in some time now. Well, after that, I decided to just look around for other stuff on your site, and I must say, it was pretty darn entertaining! Quite a life you have, reminds me of myself and my friends years back. The particular things I enjoyed were your "Is Your Child A Hacker" article, the hilarious Saddam Hussein pages, and, when I saw your home page finally, the stuff between your ex-girlfriends and some guys. You seem like a pretty cool guy, so how you got mixed up with a couple of insane lunatics puzzles me. I was wondering if you could explain to me just what happened and how all this began? Also, I know you have a habit of posting emails you receive on your website, and I don't mind if you post this on there, but please refrain from using my email address, I don't want these weirdo's corresponding with me. Thank you. Nick, NYC4LFE28@*********.net
My response to him was as follows (and as you can see, I removed his domain so these crazy bitches cant talk to the poor guy against his wishes).
Nick, as I always do when a fan writes to me, I want to thank you for taking the time to give me some feedback about my website, and am glad you found it both informative and entertaining. Let me briefly explain how this all began. Many years ago, I dated my ex-girlfriend Adelia. After some time, we broke up, but remained friends (something I rarely do). After that, I dated my other ex-girlfriend (Laura, aka lovelyme, aka loser ex-girlfriend #2). Well, we went out for a while until she sorta became a nutcase and was to jealous and what not blah blah blah. So we broke up. It wasnt a bad breakup or anything like that (except that she sorta stalked me at my work and came to my house when I had expressly said NOT to do so). So yea, time went on, and I didnt really hear much from either of these girls. Well, several weeks ago, Adelia told me about a boyfriend she had broken up with that was pretty much harassing her (Tommy, aka yoyo). According to her, he wouldnt leave her alone, and she was seeking my advice. I told her to break all contact with him and make it clear she was not interested in further communication with the guy. She took my advice, but still, he persisted (he had her work # which she cant change obviously). This is when I got involved, taking it upon myself to tell Tommy to fuck off and get a life. I then posted this on my website for my own enjoyment mostly. Unbeknownst to me, Laura, the insane person she is (although she claims to be cured, or at least better now) visits my site on a near daily basis, saw this, and then decided to IM Tommy. Then for some time it looked like the two of them were going to go out (I dont think it ever happened, though it would have been a match made in cyber-heaven). All the while, I continued posting random updates, and other people began getting involved just for shits and giggles. Anyhow, this response is getting too long. Suffice it to say, I think Tommy, although insane, is pretty funny, and Laura, although insane as well, is pretty funny too. Hope all this helps! :)
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