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Favorite Season:
Nuclear winter
Favorite Song:
Jingle bombs
Personal Quote:
It's not whether you win or lose,
it's how many nukes you use.
Favorite Movie:
Air Force One - The Director's Cut
(the one where the President dies!)
College Degree:
Cal Tech (Calcutta Technical
University) MBA, Muslims Bombing America
Favorite Color:
Glowing Green
Future Aspirations:
Killing some damn Americans!
#1 Enemy:
George Bush
Possible Causes of Saddam Hussein's
Problem:
- When he was a baby, his fundamentalist au pere only believed in
changing his diaper once every two weeks.
- As a child, he was confined to his room and exposed constantly to
second-hand fig potpourri.
- His pediatrician once treated a childhood infection by injecting honey
into his sinuses and shoving locusts up his nose.
- He was once rejected by a semi-voluptuous vixon named Baghdad Bernice who
smelled like an embalmed goat.
- His first wife always liked his sister best.
- He suffers from boomasomnia. He just can't sleep without the wound of
gunfire.
- In second grade, everybody laughed when he lost the spelling bee at Mosul
Elementary by spelling the word "Kurd" with a Q.
- He once witnessed his best friend being humped by a camel.
- When he misbehaved as a child, his father made him sleep naked on a water
buffalo.
- Every morning, all his life, he's been getting up on the wrong side of his
nails
Iraq is
Saddam's main little pimping land. This is where the people elected him as
their head pimp! For some reason, every time someone runs against Saddam,
they end up shot within a week (hint hint!). I have no idea why such a
thing could happen. =)
Top 5 Reason Iraq
Kicks More Butt Than The U.S.A.
5. America has no close
countries that are fun for weekend takeovers (i.e. Those damn Canadians
taking all our jobs! Lets bomb em! Yeah right!). And its not as if Mexico
has anything useful to takeover.
4. Freekin' Americans don't
like dictators for some strange reason!
3. In the U.S., have to be
elected to office. In Iraq, you just shoot your opponents and the job is
yours.
2. Arab chicks don't mind guys
with hairy butts!
1. I'd rather push a camel than
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