Adult Expo

*!NEWS!* I have shut down Elat Porn Expo, due to a lack of interest. Sigh. What already exists will remain; however, no future work will be put forth, unless there is a significant amount of interest shown from the viewers and supporters of this site. I realize this is a shocker to many people, but *I* personally was never really interested in having a porn division in the first place; it was mainly at the urging of John the Prostitute which convinced me to try and create one.

Welcome to a brand new division of Elat Internet: PORN!

(Above, we have John the Prostitute, daydreaming about the day Elat Porn Expo reopens for business)

Porn? You want porn? You sick freak!!! Get out of here!

NO PORN FOR YOU! COME BACK, 1 YEAR!

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