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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus
banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein!"
Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts: animals
clowns, contortionists, etc. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the
center ring. There in the middle of the ring is a table with three walnuts on
it.
In comes a little old Jewish man, five feet tall and barely able to walk to the
table. He unzips his pants, whips out his long pecker, and proceeds to smash all
three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in thunderous applause
as the elderly Goldstein is carried off on the shoulders of the clowns. Ten
years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign
for the same circus and the same "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein."
He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he
buys a ticket and sits through the various acts. Finally, the center ring is
illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. As
before, old Goldstein takes forever to make it to the table. He unzips his fly
and proceeds to smash the coconuts with three swings of his amazing shlong. The
crowd goes wild!
The salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. In Goldstein's dressing
room, the salesman tells him he's never seen anything like his act. But he wants
to know why he's now smashing coconuts instead of the much easier walnuts.
"Vell," says Goldstein, "My eyes aren't what they used to be!"
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