Board Of Directors

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DANNY aka Slut-

Chairman,

Chief Executive Officer

NICK aka Nico-

Chief Operating Officer,

President

JOHN aka JCJO-

Vice-Chairman,

Executive Vice-President

RODNEY aka Rodfag-

Chief Information Officer

SIAVASH aka Inglewood-

Chief Financial Officer

SAM JELLY aka Jelly Belly-

Chief Technical Officer

SAM DOG aka The Doggg-

Chief Spiritual Advisor

MELISSA aka JooJoo-

Senior Vice-President Of Women Guidance & Studies

SEBASTIAN aka Maricon-

Senior Vice-President Of Global Operations

DANNY - Is our Chairman & CEO. He (me) is the creator & primary webmaster of this site. He is also the ultimate Monopoly champion.

NICK - Is our COO & President. He is the head of Elat Adventure planning, in charge of tending to the Elat Gardens, and seeking out new butt nekkid bitches. Nick has also recently become the head photographer of Elat Farming.

JOHN - Is the Vice-Chairman & Executive Vice-President. Essentially, he is our bitch. He scours the internet, looking for useless pictures and jokes. He is also the head of our advertising, and public relations departments. John is also the Founder, Chairman, CEO and janitor of John King Productions International.

RODNEY - Is the CIO of Elat Farming. His vast brain is filled with all sorts of useless information, such as information about Mike Tyson, Terrell Davis, and Booker T, which he shares with us on a random, yet continual basis. This knowledge is of absolutely no value or benefit to us, however, without it, Elat Farming would surely be a boring place.

SIAVASH - Our CFO, who is a mathematical genius. With an IQ rivaled only by that of Karl Marx, he calculates numbers and shit faster than a Cray Supercomputer.

SAM JELLY - Our brilliant CTO. He does all of our computer stuff. Like uhm...making sure the computers turn on and work and uhmmm yea. JELLYFISH 4 LIFE!

SAM DOG - Is our newly appointed CSA. The Board of Directors here at Elat felt we needed a Spiritual Advisor, and of course, only one name came to mind. THE DOG. Chicky Chicky Chicky

SEBASTIAN - Is another new appointee to the Board of Directors. He is in charge of our global operations, primarily scouting, meeting, and introducing new women to the other board members.

MELISSA - Is also a relatively new appointee. Melissa is in charge of finding women, primarily for Danny. She also advises all board members, as well as fans of Elat, on what women want and like, and how seek and successfully date women. Without her expert counsel, many of our manly men would still be unsure of what women want in a relationship.

The Entire Gang Of Elat Farming! (minus sebastian)

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