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A Cowboy's Guide to Life...

1. Don't squat with your spurs on.

2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you
 none.

3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is
 stop digging.

4. Always drink upstream from the herd.

5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely
 different propositions.

6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter
 or to a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

7. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every
 now and then to make sure it's still back there.

8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
 and put it back in your pocket.

9. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,
 try ordering somebody else's dog around.

10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.
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