Welcome to the first ever compilation of Elat words and phrases.
Of course, this dictionary will probably never be complete, as there are always
new things being added to our vocabularies, but I will attempt to keep this up
to date as much as possible. Each word or phrase listed will have some critical
information about it, to help you understand the history and meaning better. Oh
yea, unlike most standard dictionaries, this shit is not going to be in fucking
alphabetical order.
|
Phrase / Word |
Popularized By |
Translation / Explanation |
| Did you hit it? |
Matin |
Question referring to whether one
engaged in sexual activity with a specific target in mind |
| I thoroughly
disagree |
Danny |
I do not agree
with what you just stated |
| That's highly unlikely |
Danny |
What you just stated is not very
likely to be accurate |
| Fuck that. Fuck
that shit! |
Wayne |
Reference to a
situation in which the outcome is not appealing or expected |
| Common dog, can you do me a
favor? |
Matin |
Enticing a dumbass to say "what"
to a simple question whose answer is undoubtedly: "hold these" (see below),
while pointing to one's own testicles |
| Hey, can you hold
these? |
Nick |
Nick's
pre-emptive response to Matin's "favor" question |
| The center |
Matin |
A phrase Matin used, Rodney
liked, and stole, just like everything else |
| Chicky, Chicky,
Chick |
Sam Dog |
The phrase needs
no further explanation |
| Looks like good fun |
Julio |
Professor Della Rocca's standard
response to impossible questions with no solution |
| Trickeration |
Rodney |
Another phrase
Rodney has attempted to steal, this time, from Don King |
| My name is |
Danny & Nick |
Proper response would be anyone's
name, followed by 'fag'
Example: "My name is Nickfag" |
| Inglewooooooood |
Danny, Nick & John |
Reference to the
fictitious birthplace of Siavash |
| Tyson fucks pigeons |
Siavash |
Siavash ridiculouing the fact
that Mike Tyson engages in sexual intercourse with his pets |
| Get to tha choppa |
Ali |
Refer to Arnold
Schwarzenegger movies |
| You blew my cova!!! |
Ali |
Refer to Arnold
Schwarzenegger movies |
| What the fuck did
I do wrong!?! |
Ali |
Refer to Arnold
Schwarzenegger movies |
| Run! Get down! |
Ali |
Refer to Arnold
Schwarzenegger movies |
| Matin's sister |
Everyone |
Basically, whenever an Elat
member gets horny, and needs some good loving, Matin makes his sisters'
services available to us |
| No, sorry |
Nick |
Whatever you just said, it has
been rejected |
| Island Paradise
Patch |
Nick |
Nick's most
creative on the spot invention, very descriptive process of what he wants to
do to N**** |
| Krav Maga |
Nick |
Form of Israeli martial arts
Siavash learned for 3 weeks before he couldnt handle it and quit |
| Gary for life |
Siavash |
Even before Sia
ever met Gary, he idolized him like everyone else |
| Pleeeeeeeeease |
Matin |
Matin asking someone or anyone to
please... in reference to doing him a favor |
| Are you doubting
me? |
Siavash |
Siavash, shocked
that anyone would doubt his knowledge about Tyson fucking pigeons |
| Shit that |
Paul |
Refer to fuck that, but Paul's
special twist on things |
| Little girl |
Paul |
Paul's way of
saying... stop being a fucking pussy |
| Gazy |
Paul |
Paul, needing some gasoline |
| Jazy az ho |
Paul |
Paul's special ho |
| Gary without the y |
Nick |
Nick, attempting to make fun of
Gary, whose name would be
gay without the R, but incorrectly saying Y |
| Dude, dont
cockblock me |
Matin |
Matin's response
when someone rudely interrupts him while in the middle of telling us a
bullshit story |
| Did you kill somebody |
Rodney |
Mike Tyson would have killed them
for sure |
| I have weed in my
pocket |
Rodney |
Rodney claiming
to smoke weed, even though has never been within 20 feet of it before in his
life |
| I brought the chronic to the
table |
Snoop Dogg |
MTV interview with Snoop Dogg,
where he claims to have been the supplier of the good shit at all the
recording sessions with Dre and the other rappers |
| Take the opposite |
Matin |
As is customary
with any story Matin tells, wait till he is finished, and take the opposite
of everything he said, and then you know what really happened |
| Sia, you down to chill? Yea man,
but I'm in Philly |
Siavash |
Sia, earlier in the day, calling
us to chill with him, but by the time we want to go out, he is either in
Philly, Big Bear or San Diego |
| Bend over |
Danny & Nick |
Bending over,
usually done in school, when teachers wanna shove a bunch of work up your
butt hole |
| Did u get penetrated? |
John |
Reference to anal pressure and
getting bending over, asking whether you have had anal pressure administered
to you lately |
| But don't forget,
that's how we like it |
Danny & Nick |
In reference to
bending over, showing our pleasure in taking it up the ass sometimes |
| Is that a tap or pound? |
Danny & Nick
|
When engaging in sexual
intercourse, some girls require to be lightly tapped, others need to pounded
upon |
| Shanaynay |
Danny & Nick |
DJ OWENS MATH 20 |
| Some people, they call me a bitch |
Shanaynay |
Ms. Owens doesnt care what you
say or think. Ms. Owens will flunk you. It doesn't bother her |
| Ms. Owens, she
had too much pork last night |
Shanaynay |
Ms. Owens, she
went to a BBQ last night, she ate too much pork, she isnt feeling too well |
| Get the fuck outta my house |
Danny |
Ok, you fuckers raided my fridge,
ate the ice cream and pistachio nuts, now get out, I wanna go to bed |
| Fageration |
Sam Jelly |
Jelly's spin-off
from trickeration |
| Take it off |
John |
John's signature phrase. When
cruising down Sunset Blvd, and JCJO sees a butt nekkid bitch who may be
willing to show some boobage, these sacred words may be spoken |
| Uhmmm, yea, we
had sex |
Amir Ali |
Amir's response,
after being convinced by Matin that he had sex with a girl |
| You know me, I do everything,
anal, in the pussy |
Amir Ali |
You Amir Ali. When he has sex, he
does it good. He does everything to the girl |
| Translation |
Siavash |
Siavash is the
official translator of all phrases, words, languages for Elat |
| Basically, he just said your
mom's a whore |
Siavash |
A classic translation, courtesy
of Siavash |
| Put some pressure |
Siavash |
When losing in
Monopoly, Sia's primary strategy is to make a ridiculous deal with someone,
just to put some pressure on whoever is winning |
| Wayne's Wisdom |
Wayne |
Wayne, the
pimped out hick |
| Jelly Belly |
Sam Jelly |
Saman getting
stung a jellyfish in Israel, then talking shit in persian to the jellyfish |
| Limons |
Nick |
According to Nick, its Limons,
not Lemons |
| Nappy |
Paul |
Thats played out |
| Ahhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaa |
Sam Dog |
You know we had to throw out Sam
Dog's classic line in here somewhere |
| Niglet |
Sam Jelly |
A little N***** |
| Israeli style |
Nick |
Anything Siavash does that is
gonna get fucked up |
| Butt nekkid
bitches |
Danny & Nick |
The highest form
of flattery for any female |
| Anal pressure |
Nick |
There are different types of
pressure, this one is specifically applied to the anal region |
| Ehm, perdon,
donde esta los butt nekkid bitches? |
Rodney |
Yet ANOTHER thing
Rodney stole and changed around... |
| JCJS |
Rodney |
One of the few originals by
Rodney... oh wait, he copied it from JCJO... but anyhow, it stands for JC,
Joft Sheesh |
| Don't bullshit a
bullshitter |
Eiman |
Telling Matin
that he (Eiman) is the best bullshitter in the world, and to not try and
bullshit him |
| We can't all be engineers |
Angel |
Her one lasting contribution to
Elat, in reference on how to fix a car battery using jumper cables |
| Are you
challenging me? |
Siavash |
Siavash claims to
be up for any challenge, any time, any place. |
| Don't be a dumbfuck |
Siavash |
Sia uses this phrase whenever he
feels your brilliance is lacking to his |
| Fuck him, he's a
bitch |
Matin |
If you flake, you
get the honor of this title |
| Make it official |
Matin & Sam Jelly |
Used at Venice Beach to make the
best of the day sightings official |
| Yea right, fuck
off |
Siavash |
This is Sia's
standard response to anything you say which is unexpected, or surprises him |
| Devour |
Nick |
A new, even more deadly level of
wanting to have sex with a girl; far more powerful than tapping or pounding |
| Wanna lick my
balls? |
Danny |
Well, do you? |
| At least I don't act on it |
Danny |
Ok, this is one of my blooper
statements, denying that I am gay. Fuck you Sia |
| I give it a 4 |
Siavash |
Anything he
doesn't like, he rates a 4. Anything he does like, also gets a 4 |
| Good dump |
Siavash |
Siavash, explaining that there is
nothing in the world that compares to the feeling he gets after taking a
good hard dump |
| I got a 1550 on
my SAT |
Rodney |
Rodney, imagining
that a) he took the SAT b) he got a high score |
| Am I gonna get laid? |
John |
John, persistently asking whether
he will have the opportunity to penetrate any women or not |
| Here's my card,
call me in 3 years |
Sam Jelly |
Hot girls, who
are too young to really do anything with, are given the chance of a
lifetime, to call Jelly in 3 years, when they become of age |
| Brown bag it |
Danny |
Women with hot ass bodies, but
faces that are less then desirable |
| 3 fag job |
Sam Jelly & Rodney |
This is a job
which takes 3 fags to complete |
| Dude, do you know how many
jiggabytes I have? |
Siavash |
Siavash,
explaining to us that he has the most massive collection of porn on his
computer ever |
| First down! |
Rodney |
Rodney's standard
response to anything which occurs in his favor |
| Is it juicy |
Danny |
Is it good? Am I gonna like it? |
| Goodness gracious |
Karla |
Karla's donation
to the Elat Dictionary. Something good which occurs unexpectedly |
| Unforeseen circumstances |
Danny |
Danny: Sam,
how long is this gonna fucking take?
Sam: 30
seconds dude
Danny, (2hours
later): Unforeseen circumstances?
Sam: Ya. |
| The scenery |
Sam Jelly |
It's a wonderful
view, the trees, the sky, the women |
| Mad ass whiz |
Sam Jelly |
Similar to "Good dump," but in
reference to experiencing a lengthy urination release |
| Yup Yup |
Karla |
Yup yup. Yup
yup. Yup yup yup. Yup yup. Yup yup yup. |
| Are you cooked? |
Danny |
Are you done? Finished? Over
with? Bent over and lubed up? |
| Twenty-Seven |
Nick, Danny & Ali |
Coach Crawford
licks my balls! Scratch em baby! |
| Put It Inside |
Sam Jelly |
Where does it need to be put?
Inside! |
| GTFO |
Danny |
GET THE FUCK OUT
of my house, of my car, just get out |
| STFU n00b |
Internet |
Wallhacker |
| You don't like my
slobber? |
Karla |
uhmmm yeaaaa |
| Wing it |
Nick |
Sometimes, just bullshit it
through |
| Go with the wind |
Nick |
Go with the flow |
| Gary likes to rub it |
Danny |
He likes it to rub it in, not
much to say about it |
| Thousandaire |
Nick |
Realizing
reality, Nick settles to become a thousandaire in life, instead of aspiring
to become a millionaire |
| Wigger |
Diane |
Diane's VERY accurate explanation
of Persian and white men trying to act African. |
| It's Russian |
Siavash |
Sia, incorrectly
saying that a song on his CD is Russian music, when the guy is speaking
Spanish |
| I got a good dick |
Siavash |
Another Sia-style response,
trying to prove his penis is indeed valuable |
| Spaceship music |
Siavash |
Trance music for
Sia's car |
| Don't fuck shit up |
Siavash |
Sia explaining to everyone not to
fuck up shit he has going on |
| America Bank |
Siavash |
Sia, trying to
say he needs to go to Bank of America, but doing it Israeli-style |
| I study high, take the test high,
I get high scores |
Redman |
Good advice from a wise man
indeed |
| Indestructible
pussy |
Sam Jelly |
Similar to a
Twinkie, which cannot be destroyed, there are sometimes pussy which are just
indestructible. |
| Good from far, but far from good |
Sam Jelly |
Used when trying to cover-up for
mistakenly thinking a girl is hot, when she really is not. |
| All pussy is
pussy except for that pussy |
Danny |
My reference
(incorrect) for thinking that just because all pussies function the
same, they ARE the same |
| Layers |
Danny & Sam Jelly |
Please contact us for definition.
Material inappropriate for even THIS website. |
| C.T.N.W.P. |
Danny |
Join my Coalition
To Not Waste Pussy! |
| 49'ers |
Danny |
My description for gold digging
bitches |
| John patrol |
Sam & Danny |
Similar to the
"here's my card," except for John, because he will go for it immediately. |
| Bubble world |
Everyone |
There are two kinds of bubble
worlds, and are related. Rodney's, and Sia's. Both of these guys basically
sometimes retreat into their own imagination and don't come out. |
| Sia: Magic Mountain bungee
jumping is almost just like real bungee jumping |
Sia & Nick |
Nick: Yea, just like
masturbation is almost just like real sex |
| Big dog |
Robert |
Basically, Robert begins 99% of
his sentences with the words 'big dog' |
| You fucking queer |
Kai |
Kai, the fucker who stole my
digital camera, laughed at his own jokes |
| You panty |
Kai |
Making fun of Sam Jelly, but
calling him a panty instead of a pussy |
| Fictitious
Brazilian girl |
Siavash |
So I dated this
Brazilian girl, but she was fictitious, big deal |
| The Wrangler |
Danny |
The fake Brazilian girl that I
dated ended up stealing Sia's brand new Jeep Wrangler |
| Finish your food |
Nick |
Nick, telling me
to finish what I order, since I always order too much and never finish it
all |
| Bitched the bitches |
Siavash |
Sia, explaining how he passed
multiple slow vehicles in a single maneuver |
| It's a wrap |
Siavash |
It has been done.
It's finished. Completed. Time to move on. Next |
| If ugliness were a power, this
girl would be a superhero |
Sam Jelly |
Sam, explaining his views
regarding a rather unattractive female |
| Nack |
Paul |
Trying to
complain about his neck and back hurting |
| The Warden |
Danny |
Mostly applies to Sam Jelly, but
also can be used for Nick and Paul |
| Fries without the
Burger |
Sam Jelly |
Jelly.. referring
to the situation with the ladies... Eating some fries without the burger is
like getting some head without sex! Its just wrong. |
| Top and bottom heavy |
Sam Jelly |
Top heavy is good, bottom heavy
is not so good. When looking at women in a car, you must withhold judgment
until both top and bottom are known |
| The burger isn't
cooked yet |
Sam Jelly |
What!? She's a
virgin! |
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