A Persian Version of Alanis Morrisette's "Isn't it Ironic" vocal

to beaccompanied by santour and domback may be accompanied

by 1-2 flabby belly dancers; and/or 1 barefoot gay Iranian male

dancer waiving handkerchief

Isn't it Iranic, don't you think

It's like rain - on your convertible benz

It's like Farhad does your hair but you still have split ends

It's like a black fly in the doogh you just drank

It's one more taroff when you've already thanked

It's like counting pennies when you own an estate

It's when your blind date is four hours late

It's like chewing kabob that you notice is pink

It's when another bald dentist sends you a wink

Isn't it Iranic, don't you think

It's like too Iranic...yeah I really do think

It's like waiting for hours in the buffet line

It's a shab-eh Shabbat and you forgot to buy wine

It's like meeting your spouse on your wedding date

It's like a catered briss when you can't find a plate

It's like Elat market running out of lavash

It's like 90 degrees out, but your grandma cooks awsh

It's when you want to swim, but you've straightened your curls

It's like your husband sulking that you've only had girls

It's an arousee without Martique to sing

It's a namzadee without a huge emerald ring

It's like paying retail and not a cheap wholesale price

It's like eating choresht without any rice

It's a balding husband with hair on his back

It's denying your blonde hair really is black

It's a great nose job except you can't breathe

It's a madar-shooar who demands you conceive

Isn't it Iranic, don't you think

It's like too Iranic...yeah I really think...