Military Draft

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Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee
from The military base. The draftee ran into the
courtyard of a convent. He saw a nun seated on a round
bench beneath a tree, quietly reading a book.

He said to her, "Quick sister, please hide me I don't
want to be drafted and the M.P.'s are chasing me!"

She lifted up her skirt and said, "Quick hide under
here." The two policemen came by and asked if she had
seen anyone. She replied, "No."

After they left she told the young boy to come out and
that everything was going to be OK. He thanked her and
said, "You have a nice set of legs for a nun!"

She replied, "If you reach up a little farther you'll
find a nice set of balls too. I'm not going to be
drafted either!"

One evening during a poker game, a man was bragging to
his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a
man and was able to join the army.

"But, wait a minute," said one listener. "Your sister
will have to dress with the boys and shower with them,
too. Won't she?"

"Sure," replied the man.

"Well, won't they find out?" asked another poker
player.

The first man shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Sure. But who is gonna tell?"

The Ultimate Response to a to Dear John Letter:

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."

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