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An important part of Elat Farming is our weekly Monopoly tournaments. Basically, every week or two weeks, whoever wins the competition, becomes the "Chief Executive" of Elat Farming for the week, or until the end of the next game. Any member of Elat Farming is welcome to participate in the Monopoly tournaments, and there is no limit on the number of consecutive terms any individual may serve. Current Monopoly Champion: SAM JELLY Current Tag-Team Champions: SAM JELLY & RODNEY
09/23/05 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Nick, Danny, Sam Jelly MOTHER FUCKING 15% I dont know what the fuck was going on here man. Somehow, this slut ass ho bag Jelly won the game with his crazy ass 15% turning into 100%. Crazy ho!
07/22/04 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Nick, Danny Damn. Nick owned Rodney pretty bad man. Nick never loses to Rodney.
07/11/04 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Nick, Sam Jelly, Danny I dont know what the hell happened here man. Rodney won, and everyone else is pissed off cause that jazzer has now won 2 of the last 3 matches.
07/04/04 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, Nick, Chloe, Sam Jelly, Danny, Rose A 4th of July deathmatch! After getting all fired up from the fireworks show near Marina Del Ray, we headed back to monopoly central at Rodney's house. This battle raged for nearly as long as Gettysburg. Well past midnight, myself, Rose and Chloe had been taken out. It was a brutal fight between Nick, Jelly and Rodney. We left because it was getting so late, but reports from the scene indicate that Sam Jelly was able to eventually outflank his enemies and come out victorious.
06/27/04 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, John, Danny, Sam Jelly, Rose Well, my girlfriend Rose participated in her first ever monopoly match, and I must say, her performance was impressive. Sadly, Rodney won. The match was a difficult and long battle, Rose really started out well, getting the green monopoly on her own and quickly building a few houses. However, Rodney had all 4 railroads, and was really putting pressure on everyone to make a deal. John was never able to achieve a monopoly, and Sam only had the cheap purple crap. I had the light purple, but no cash to build. Unfortunately John fucked up and gave Sia the boardwalk monopoly for a ridiculously low price with little gain in return, and Sia started fucking people up. Rose needed to pay Rodney, and instead, sold him the orange piece he needed to complete his monopoly for 800. Sadly, Rodney had a lot of cash reserves and quickly hoteled his property up. From there it was only a matter of time as everyone went down 1 by 1 to him. Shit that.
02/29/04 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, John, Nick, Danny A total drunk match, the only person sober was of course Rodney. I made a trade early in the game with Sia which gave me the orange monopoly and him the dark blue. I was able to build hotels quickly and took out Rodney and John, giving me the green monopoly too. Somehow Nickfag was able to stay in the game with absolutely no assets for like 20 minutes, but as everyone was pretty much ready to pass out, I took him and Sia down for the win.
02/13/04 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Sam Jelly, Paul, Nick, Danny Well, it appears like we are on a pace of 1 game every 2 or 3 months, which I think suits everyone just fine. This game was brutal. Jelly got the Boardwalk / Park Place monopoly and Siavash got the Purple both on their own. Myself, Nick and Paul were put into a shitty position, with Paul getting the Baltic monopoly, and me trading to get the Red monopoly. I went bankrupt to Sia, but it wouldn't matter because after Nick bought the Red from Sia, Jelly ended up with nearly half the board and took out Paul and Sia fairly quickly. With only 1 monopoly against Sam's empire, it was only a matter of time before Nick had financial failure and went down. Congrats to Jelly on the win!
09/25/03 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Danny, John Sia's title reign has ended! Exactly 3 months since our last match, After holding the champion's position for a RECORD 10 months straight, Rodney was able to defeat all 3 of us rather quickly. No one really had much of a chance because he got the Boardwalk monopoly early on and just took us down 1 by 1 from there.
06/25/03 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Danny, Nick Ok, what's goin on around here. Siavash gets his third straight victory? Damn, Israel must be getting ready to invade or something. He's been unstoppable. Since we haven't been playing monopoly on a regular basis lately, it turns out that Sia has held the champions belt for a record amount of time- over half a year! Will he be able to hold it for an entire year? Keep tuned for updates from future games!
04/21/03 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Rodney, Danny, Nick My, my my. Our first game in 5 months, and first for the new year, and it was a good one. I had the early lead, and had the only monopoly, so things were looking prosperous for me. That's until Rodney, Sia and Nick all decided to pull of a deal which gave them all monopolies and screw me up. Well, Rodney never go anything really going, and neither did Nick. Unfortunately, both of them went bankrupt to Sia, so he had nearly ever monopoly on the board, and I only had the orange monopoly. I stayed alive for a pretty long time, but in the end, he took me down. Congrats to Sia on his second ever successful title defense. He has now been champion for almost a half year!
11/07/02 RECAP: Participants: John, Siavash, Rodney Everyone knows our monopoly competitions have become monthly events instead of weekly... We simply have other commitments which are priorities. Anyhow though, this was a 3way match (Sam Jelly and myself arrived too late to participate). We congratulate Siavash for securing the win.
09/18/02 RECAP: Participants: John, Siavash, Sam Jelly, Danny Wow. After a nearly 2 month break from monopoly, we held a special monopoly match at my house. It was a 4 way battle. Early on, it seemed like I had the advantage, however Jelly got some good rolls, and got lucky that he didn't land on anyone else's properties. Eventually both Sia and John went bankrupt to Jelly, so he controlled nearly the entire board, and I went down too in the end.
07/25/02 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, John, Nick, Siavash, Sam Jelly Well, I sat this one out. After seeing Brock Lesner the little bitch interfere in Hogan and the Rock's tag team match vs the faggot Canadians, I was very upset, and wacked off too much and so I was too tired to play. Without me to balance the game, Nick dominated, as could be expected, and dick-slapped everyone around. First time Nickfag has one a game in quite some time, so now we gotta watch out for this slut again.
07/22/02 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, Danny, John, Nick, Siavash, Paul, Sam Jelly 7 people bloodbath. Basically, Sia got no cards and he was done. I only got the light blue monopoly, so I was done. Jelly got boardwalk & park place, and built like a bunch of houses, so he raped everyone down slowly, until he was able to get the victory.
07/11/02 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, Danny, John, Nick, Siavash After over a MONTH long absence, we returned to the game which defines Elat. Essentially, John ended any chance for either myself or Siavash to get a monopoly, while fucking himself over as well, in buying Park Place (instead of allowing it to go for auction, where I would have purchased it and made a deal with Sia). He ended up selling all his houses, and never recovered. One by one, we all went bankrupt to Rodney, until he had every property but Nick's sole monopoly. It was only a matter of time before he was victorious.
05/30/02 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, Danny, John, Sam Dog, Nick I rocked it baby. Rodney went down, just like Hulk Hogan is gonna take down Vince! I got the orange monopoly and was able to get hotels, and Sam Dog went bankrupt to me, so I also got the boardwalk monopoly. Both Nick and John died to Rodney, but he was only able to build on the red and light blue monopolies, and he had some unlucky rolls and sucked my dick hardcore.
05/16/02 RECAP: Participants: Rodney, Danny, John, Sam Jelly Believe it or not, Rodney won again. I got the red monopoly, Johnfag got the yellow monopoly, and Jelly got some other crap. Rodney somehow managed to get a lot of money through the light blue monopoly then took down both John and Jelly, and he had every monopoly in the game but the red. I landed on Boardwalk with like 3 houses and died too.
05/02/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Danny, John, Sam Jelly Nickfag made an early deal with Jelly which basically rocked me John and Rod. Eventually I was able to end up with the green monopoly, but Jelly pretty much had ever other card since Nickfag refused to die to me and gave his shit to Jelly. Rodfag and Johnfag also both ended up dying to Jelly and he eventually took my ass down too.
04/15/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Danny, John Oh man. I think for the first time ever, its been 3 games since either Nick or I won. We've both been so busy battling each other and making sure the other person don't win, that fags like John and Rodney have been able to take advantage of the situation and get some easy victories.
04/10/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny, John, Siavash Holy shit. John King won! I don't even remember the last time Johnfag won a monopoly game, a great miracle has occurred! Congrats to John on his monopoly title. One other interesting note was that the game started out with almost everyone rolling 7's which has never happened before.
03/21/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny, John, Siavash Ridiculous man. Rodney won. Everyone was taken out slowly and painfully, with Nick making sure I had no chance of victory by refusing to go bankrupt to me. Jelly died, so did Sia, Nick and then myself. John eventually lost to Rodney, but by then everyone else had left. The game lasted over 5 hours, it was insanely difficult on our minds and bodies.
03/14/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny, Sam Dog, Sebastian Oh man. What a come from behind victory for who else...ME. I had no properties except 4 railroads and the 2 utilities. Everyone else in the game had at least 1 monopoly. I took down Sam Jelly with the railroads. Got the yellow monopoly. Took down Sam Dog. Took down Nickfag. Sebas lost to Rodney. And I ate Rodney for lunch. YOU CANT STOP ME.
03/05/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash, Danny Rodney won cause everyone went bankrupt to him.
02/28/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash, John, Danny For the second game in a row, I basically landed on no good properties. Johnfag got the yellow monopoly all on his own early into the game, but couldn't capitalize because he is a fag. Rodney, Sia and Jelly each got monopolies through some intuitive trading methods. It ended up being Jelly vs John in the end, and Sam was victorious for his 10th all time victory.
02/13/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash, John, Sam Dog, Danny Seven player all out war, and Sam Dog came out with his first ever victory!! CHICKY CHICKY CHICKY!!! AHHH YEAAA!
02/06/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash, John I was recovering from an adventure...So I missed it, but two games were played...sources inside Elat inform me Nickfag won the first match, this ties him with me for the most victories...and Rodfag won the second game.
01/31/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny, Siavash Both me and Sia were fucked cause we barely bought any properties the entire game. Rodney and Jelly couldn't make a deal, and this enabled Nick to end up with the yellow monopoly, and me quickly landing on him and paying him over 1 grand. From that point on, it was downhill, as Jelly and Sia went bankrupt to Nick, and I lost out to Rodney...and since Nick had tons of cash, he built hotels everywhere and took down Rod.
01/27/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny, Sam Dog, John Gay. Me and Nick should have won, but my ass kept landing on Jelly and Rodfag's green property with 4 houses ..after paying it off like 3 times, then I landed on Boardwalk with 4 houses, and we were pretty much done. John and Sam Dog never posed a threat to anyone but Matin's sister
01/24/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Danny One of our longest games ever...Lasted well into the night, after WWF Smack Down was done with and Booker T lost, as I had predicted. The game was very evenly played until I broke it open late in the game...I divided a 6ft party sub into 3 equal pieces of 2ft each, and shoved it up Nick, Rodney, and Jelly's asses.
01/12/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash, Matin, Sebastian, John, Danny Wow, 8 people. The game was fucked. Sam Jelly gave Matin and Sebas the yellow monopoly early on in the game for just money, and after that, the game was just downhill. Not very fun...everyone got raped hardcore.
01/10/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Siavash I don't know how this happened. I had other issues to attend to, so I missed the game. Somehow, by some miracle of Inglewood, Siavaaaaaaaaash won the game for his fifth ever victory!
01/02/02 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, John, Danny, Siavash, Sam Dog, Lexi, Our first ever matches in 2002!!! With 8 players present, we played two rounds of tag team. Nick and myself dominated the first game and raped the shit out of everyone else. Unfortunately, we were unable to defend our title, and Sam Jelly and Rodney won their fourth tag team match. Also, happy birthday to Jelly!
12/22/01 INFO: We played 4 games up in Big Bear, I won once, as did Nick, and Sam Jelly won twice. Those scores have been added to our chart. Individual game recaps will not be posted for these matches, however, future games will again have their recaps from now on.
12/09/01 INFO: Ok, everyone knows the site has been down for several weeks, and therefore, I have not been able to make game updates. Well, I'm not going to bother with the recaps of each game, but basically, John & Sia won a tag team, and Nick & Rodney both won individual games during this time.
11/11/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, John, Danny, Siavash Damn. Rodney and Sam Jelly won ANOTHER tag team math, due to the fact that John and Siavash were simply unable to make any good deals. Blah. I want revenge.
11/11/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, John, Sam Dog, Siavash This is insane. 3 Games of monopoly I've missed. Coming on Thursday, I will want revenge. Reports from front line indicate that they decided on a tag-team edition of monopoly. Sam Jelly and Rodney were victorious, and now have 2 tag team victories a piece, and are the leaders of that category.
11/08/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, John Oh god. 2 times in a row I missed monopoly.. and this time, Nick won a double round! Horrible. Obviously, this proves that *I* am the balancing force of monopoly. Reports from the post-game interview showed that the first game was close, but Nick took John down at the end. I also discovered in the 2nd game, Nick got both Boardwalk and Park Place very early in the game, which thus enabled him to rape the shit out of everyone.
11/02/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sam Jelly, Sam Dog, John I wasn't there. I was sick. Rodney won. The world is obviously coming to an end.
10/25/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Siavash, Danny, Sam Jelly, John Sam Jelly won after a long, hard fought battle. I made a foolish move which saved Siavash and fucked me in the long run. Jelly bankrupted Sia and everyone else, and I eventually got taken down. Congrats to Jelly on his first successful title defense!
10/18/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Siavash, Danny, Sam Jelly, Paul PAUL makes his return to monopoly! However, he had no success. Sam Jelly won the first game after I made a deal with him which backfired on me. In the second game, we played teams, and Sam Jelly and Rodney won as there was very little deal making going on.
10/04/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny, Sam Jelly Well, in this game, I simply could not deal with Rodney. It was impossible. SO, I had no possible chance of victory. Anyhow.. I was the first to go down, the John, and then Sam Jelly. Eventually, Rodney got raped, after landing on the boardwalk/ park place monopoly twice. No Sorry Rodney.
10/04/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny, Siavash, Sam Jelly, Sam Dog The most brutally vicious victory I have ever had. I had only the red monopoly. Everyone else went bankrupt to Siavash. Sia had houses on boardwalk and park place, hotels on the light blue, hotels on the oranges....I slowly, painfully, with pressure on his anal cavity, I rapified him until he was done with! FEROCIOUS BABY!
09/20/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny, Siavash, Sam Jelly Game 1, Siavash dominated, and won for his 3rd ever victory. Game 2 was our first ever tag team competition. Me and Nick, by chance, became partners. And you know if that ever happens, there is no hope for the other hoes. We put some ANAL PRESSURE on everyone else until they died like cheap sluts.
09/14/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny, Siavash I raped everyone twice, again. Pretty much that's all that can be said of what happened tonight. I dominated. I penetrated. I eliminated. I am the champion.
09/06/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny DAMN! Pretty much, Rodney got fucked. He kept refusing to make any realistic deal. He had the Baltic monopoly, John had the purple but no money to build houses, and me and Nick were in a shitty situation, until Nick started a bidding war for no apparent reason, and Rodney paid me 550 dollars AND Tennessee just for my light blue. I then gave ALL my other cars to Nick for New York and I got hotels on the orange monopoly and pretty much won the game since Rodney and Nick just couldn't work out any deal.
08/30/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny, Siavash MONOPOLY in Palm Springs! Well, first game, Siavash won, though mainly because of the coaching he got from his new mentor, Nick. He pretty much held everyone by the balls for the entire game, until John went down, and me and Rodney resigned, as there was no hope to gain any monopolies. Second game, I had a great comeback, as John fucked up a deal and gave me the yellow monopoly instead of doing a deal with Nick for the light blue monopoly. All it took was a little bit of time before I rocked everyone hardcore. My style is impetuous.
08/30/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Danny Well, Sia never showed to defend his title, and I raped everyone pretty hardcore in both game to claim my 15th victory and 5th successful title defense. Thank you very much.
08/28/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Siavash, Danny OH SHIT! Siavash of Inglewood won his first ever game! Well, Nick sort of resigned cause it was getting late and we all had class at 8am the next day, and Nick was probably going to win if the game had been played out to the end, but anyhow, Sia is declared the official victor! *UPDATE* Well, apparently I was incorrect. In fact, Sia won the game legitimately, by never landing on Nick's green monopoly!
LAST GAME RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, John, Sebastian While I was away in Europe, it seems the sole game played by my peers was dominated by Sebastian. Congrats on his first ever victory.
07/30/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John, Debbie First game, I bitch-slapped everyone. Hard. Up the anal cavity. Felt deep inside. Nick, Rodney and John all went down big time. Second game, my sister Debbie played for the first time. I handed her the green monopoly basically, and she took down Nick, Rodney, Me and John for her first ever victory! Oh shit!
07/25/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John First game, Nick won, cause I made a deal with him and got the Boardwalk monopoly but no one landed on my shiznet so I went down hardcore. John & Rodney went down after that pretty quickly. Gayest game of monopoly played to this point. Second game, I again went down hardcore. I left, but from what I hear, Nick struggled on for another 20 minutes before going down to John. So Rodney actually had a chance to win a game for once in his life basically...but then of course that cant happen, so John won. Sorry Rodney.
07/21/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John John won the first game, getting his second consecutive title defense. I should have won, but I got raped hard core on his yellow monopoly which had hotels. Nick went down first, and Rodney soon after him. Fuck you JCJO. In the second game, I took down both Nick and John hardcore. Rodney almost had a chance to win, but I had 3 monopolies and he only had one, and so he took it up the ass from me after he kept landing on my hotels on Virginia. The highlight of this game was a trade between John, Nick & Rodney which took over 40 minutes to complete (during which time, no one was rolling the dice or doing anything else). Who cares though, I still raped them all.
07/17/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John John becomes the first ever person besides myself or Nick to have a successful title defense! I was losing hard core, until I got the purple monopoly and took out Nick and Rodney. Unfortunately though, I landed on John's yellow monopoly like 3 times, and I took it up the ass Shanaynay style...SPREAD EM WIDE OPEN
07/10/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John I came from behind to rape everyone in the first game. In the second game, I made a shitty ass deal, which gave John the Boardwalk / Park Place monopoly early in the game, and that basically let him win it all eventually. fuck me
07/07/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.
07/05/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John I'm crying as I write this. Nick raped us all today. Twice. In a row. On the same day. Horrible. Horrendous. He has reclaimed his title as the ultimate monopoly champion. Pretty much in both games, I was unable to make any sort of reasonable deal with Rodney, which took me out of contention. And we all know John is just around to buy up cards for other people, since he never has any realistic chance of victory.
07/02/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John FUCKED MAN! Rodney raped everyone. I had the red monopoly, but everyone was getting John rolls, and not landing on my shit. I went down first, then John got fucked, and eventually Nick got raped, as Rodney totally dominated the game. We played a second game, and for the first time in the history of our monopoly tournaments, it was a stalemate. I was ripping shit up with my Boardwalk/Park Place monopoly, when I made a deal to give Rodney the yellow monopoly in return for all his cards. That automatically took out John and Nick who both resigned since there was no hope for either of them. Nick was gonna pull a Danny and leave, so I said fuck it, we'll call the game a draw even though I was going to win. Rematch next week.
06/30/01 RECAP: Game 1 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John, Sam, Sam Dog | Game 2 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John, Sam, Sam Dog My nightmare occurred last night. Nick the Mexican was victorious in the first game, tying him with me for the most victories. However I am still the ultimate champion on the technicality that I have 2 title defenses against only 1 for him. The game went horribly. John went down first, then myself, and Sam and Rodney and Sam Dog surrendered because the situation was hopeless. In game 2, I basically took Nick and everyone else out of the game after I realized that I had no realistic chance of victory, by making deals with Sam to fuck everyone else up. That enabled Sam to get like 3 monopolies and rape the fuck out of everyone.
06/24/01 RECAP: Participants: Danny, Nick, John, Rodney I AM THE ULTIMATE MONOPOLY CHAMPION! After looking like I would go down to John or Nick early in the game, I came back to conquer! I took out John and gained his orange monopoly, in addition to my purple one. Rodney went bankrupt to Nick, who had the dark blue monopoly, and then the yellow, light blue and green monopolies. BUT I AM TOO DAMN SLICK FOR THAT MEXICAN! I eventually had 6 hotels, and he went down south to the border! Get the fuck out! You better lay low Nick!!!
06/16/01 RECAP: Participants: Danny, Nick, John, Rodney, Siavash I HAVE RETURNED TO GREATNESS! I won last night, tying the record with Nick for most championships. Last night's game was one of the more lopsided we have played. I got the Boardwalk/Park Place monopoly early on in the game on my own, and everyone was fucked from there. I took out Rodney quickly. Nick went down shortly afterwards. Sia went down, although he made a trade so that John could capture his green monopoly. John had no chance against me, since I had like 5 monopoly with houses or hotels and he only had the light blue with hotels, the green with like 2 houses, and railroads and the utilities. It was no contest baby! I just fucking rocked everyone!
06/13/01 RECAP: Participants: Danny, Nick, John, Rodney, Sebastian Horrible. I went down first somehow, and left. John eventually raped the shit out of Rodney and one the game overwhelmingly (he fucking calls me at midnight to tell me the results, and I'm half asleep). So I don't know the full details, nor do I care to post them since neither I nor Nick won...so who cares heh. The only thing of note for this game is that John now has 4 total victories, moving into sole position of 3rd place on the all time champions list.
06/09 & 10/01 RECAP: Game 1 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, Paul, Siavash, John | Game 2 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, John, Paul I SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED MY TITLE AT BIG BEAR!!! IN BOTH GAMES I RAPED EVERYONE! In game 1, it was down to me and Nick (as usual) and I fucked him up eventually. Paul is a homo, he makes retarded deals which fuck everyone else up and even himself! No one else was any competition at all for me. In game 2, it looked like I was going down, until I got 2 cheap monopolies but got hotels and shit on them all, then I started taking everyone out baby! It was down to me and Rodney, and he just couldn't hang with the fucking champion baby!
06/02/01 RECAP: Game 1 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney | Game 2 Participants: Nick, Danny, Rodney, Siavash In the first game, I basically raped both Rodney and Nick each new assholes, it was a no contest victory. In game 2, Siavash joined in. I had everyone by the balls early on, until Nick got houses on Boardwalk and Park Place, and refused to make any deals cause he held everyone by the balls. He made a deal with Sia that fucked me over, so I gave away all my money to Sia basically. Then Rodney got raped out of the game, and I took his shit. Then Sia got raped out of the game, and I took his shit. Then I was raping Nick hard core with my 1 monopoly and railroads (Nick had every other property but the utilities). Unfortunately, I got an advance to Boardwalk card from Chance and then I was fucked from there until I finally surrendered on Park Place, cause it was getting too late.
05/25/01 RECAP: Participants: Nick, Rodney, Sebastian, John, Siavash I was away in San Francisco for this match, so I don't know all the details of what went down. What I have heard though is Siavash came in 2nd (his best finish ever), after it was down to him and Nick, and the peasant won again. As far as I know, this is the first back to back victory for anyone in our monopoly tournaments. Damn Nick!
05/20/01 RECAP: Participants: Danny, Nick, John, Rodney, Sebastian, Siavash After holding the title for less than 24 hours, John was defeated by Nick! This is the first game in which there were 6 people playing, so it was a difficult one in which to obtain monopolies. Nick's only monopoly for most of the game was Boardwalk and Park Place, but after getting hotel's on both, it was all that was needed. The only people that were able to last were myself and John. But after Rodney bankrupt and nick put hotel's on his former properties, I went down too, and then so did John eventually.
05/19/01 RECAP: Participants: Danny, Nick, John, Rodney SOMEHOW, John the Prostitute won. Rodney went out first, as he only had like 2 properties, and no chance to gain a monopoly. I went out 2nd, cause I risked buying too many houses, and no one landed on my shit. Then it was down to Nick and John, and the Prostitute was able to eventually bankrupt Nick to peasantry. Neither Siavash, or his replacement, Sam, were available for this week's tournament.
05/13/01 RECAP: Participants: Siavash, Nick, John, Rodney Last week was a fluke! The previous champion, SAM, was unable to defend his title, due to his girlfriend requiring his presence for sexual activities. I myself was unable to attend because my mom was having a nervous breakdown on Mother's Day. AND FURTHERMORE, the match was held at the home of John the prostitute, NOT Rodney Tyson. Obviously, John's residence is not one of the two officially sanctioned locations to partake in Monopoly matches. This all said, Rodney won somehow.
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