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George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the
important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
"The guest looks to be a bit confused. One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you
kill one dentist?"
"Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna
ask about the Muslims."
Good evening
gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be having a good time.
You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under your toga or are you
just happy to see me?
On my flight to
New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was
a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say
to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb.
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pricks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women!
A small plane
carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are
killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian gets on.
After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy fart. The doors
open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks at the other, wipes his
brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a dud!"
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a
suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live
ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his
room?"
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