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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to make
this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as
clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next
morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the
scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed
them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father," "Good morning,
Father,"nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on
by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
outfits. These were so loud; you could hear them before you even saw them.
Once again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine
etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this
time, came walking toward them.
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning,
Father," "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute, young lady."
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did
you know we are priests?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Helen."
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