DEAR RECEIVER,
You have just received a Turk computer virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Azarbayjan (based in Tabriz!), this is a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this virus to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping me.

An Iranian, an Arab, a Kurd and a Turk decides to go on a holiday around Europe, the Turk was driving so they crash and they all die. The Iranian goes to Heaven the rest go to Hell. After six months the Iranian decides to go and visit his old friends, the Devil shows him around. First he the Iranian sees his friend the Arab fucking the Turk's mother (who's really butt ugly) the Iranian asks the Devil why the Arab fucking such an ugly women the Devil responds that it's the Arab's punishment for his sins. Then the Iranian sees the Kurd fucking the Turk's aunt (who's even uglier) the Iranian asks the Devil the same question and he gets the same answer. Then he sees the Turk fucking this really beautiful girl he is really surprised and asks the Devil why the Turk is fucking this gorgeous girl while his friends are fucking butt ugly women! The Devil responds with: that HER punishment for HER sins!

A Persian origin man has just been elected as the President of the United States. He calls his mother and says, "mom, I have just been elected, will you come to my inauguration?"
After a couple minutes of convincing her, she reluctantly accepts.
While the new president is being sworn in his mother says to the secretary of defense," you see my baby up there, his brother is a doctor.

There was once a RASHTY who had a wife who was giving it up to all the guys in town. (i.e. slut)
so, the rashty's friend comes up to him and says, "why don't you just divorce this slut and make it easier on yourself"
The RASHTY then says: "Easier?! if I divorce her, then I have to go to the end of the line every time i want some!"

One day a Turk goes to USA and see some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? 

Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
5 dollars to do it in the car.
10 dollars in the Park.
50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
The turk gives her 50 dollars.
The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
The Turk says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!