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10.
8:45 is too early for most Iranians
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9.
Iranians are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
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8. Hot
girls on the planes would distracted them
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7.
Once in the air, they would change their mind (Pashimoon mishodan)
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6.
Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
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5. The
suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford
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4.
They would start taroofing with each other ( Shoma beshinid, na,shoma
befarmaeed poshte havapeyma)
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3.
Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.
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2. 18
Iranian men can never organize such smooth attack
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1.
They would've been too busy fixing their hair
