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A man
escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and
guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up
to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and
goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped
prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what
he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy
must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my
ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be
strong, honey, I love you, too."
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