Saddam's Buddies

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Dr. Kevorkian and Saddam go way back. He was the one that taught Saddam how to deal with death. "Just don't think about it" Jack said. "Each time it jumps back into your mind, just kill someone else and It'll go away. It's worked for me!" Everyone's got a "friend for life," but Saddam's got a friend for death! So ha!

O.J. Simpson is really a great guy! Saddam and O.J. met at a knife shop a little over 10 years ago. He told Saddam how he really looked up to him for many reasons, especially because of the many ways Saddam has come up with to cause people to die. Well, O.J.'s one of those stupid friends (everyone's got one) so naturally when he murdered his wife, he got busted by the cops. Now that the stupid American legal system let him go free, Saddam and O.J. hang out a lot on the weekends. He's just a great friend to have, especially when one of Saddam's wives disagrees with him, he sure has a way of making them change their mind real quick. =)

This is Mr. Rooster, Saddam's favorite pet.

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