CELL PHONES SUCK
I hate cell phones, and everything about them.
Stupid little colored face plates. Don't get me started about that shit.
The endless amount of ridiculous, loud, obnoxious ring tones that people think are cute or funny. People actually PAY for this crap. And then, of course, they have the burning need to show their stupid tones to everyone in a 50 foot radius of them! I was in school the other day, and some kid I don't even know that well was showing off the 50 movie theme ring tones he downloaded. Holy shit. Do you have nothing better to do with your life? I already know the goddamn theme song to Ghostbusters thank you very much.
If you are eating a meal with people, or just having a normal, face to face conversation, IT IS RUDE TO START TALKING ON THE PHONE IN FRONT OF THEM. Unless it is some super emergency, call them back later. Let voicemail take it. This is especially true if you are going to get into a fight with the other person, and start yelling and screaming into the cell phone, and then end the conversation by crying. Jesus
People text messaging each other while they FUCKING DRIVE! I really would like these people sent to jail. I definitely think it should be a crime to text message or even talk while driving. In fact, I think doing ANYTHING but driving while sitting a the driver's seat of a moving vehicle should be a felony. This includes eating, brushing your hair, putting on makeup, clipping your fingernails, reading, writing, or any other activity which would require either your hands off the wheel, or your attention away from looking towards the direction your vehicle is headed in.
Using the goddamn internet on their phone because they can't wait 30 minutes to go home and use a computer. Ok, common. Now, some people such as a stock broker MIGHT have a legitimate reason for needing internet access on their cell phones. Everyone else? GO HOME.
I hate the fact that cell phones ALWAYS lose reception when you are on some important call, but then when your mom or girl friend or some other unimportant call comes in, you can hear them loud and clear.
Cell phone companies suck too. They hire loser ass salespeople to peddle their cheaply made, contract- obligated products. Why should I have to sign a 2 year goddamn contract, when in 6 months, the new model is going to come and then I'm gonna have to pay another 300 bucks to 'upgrade' fuck that shit.
Not everyone, their grandma, and dog needs to own a cell phone. When I was in high school, I didn't need that shit. I didn't even want a pager back then. Does every person in the entire world need a cell phone? You are 15 years old... where the fuck could you possibly be going that requires mobile communication. Pay phones still exist here and there you know. Unless you have a legitimate reason for needing access to others all the time (such as drug dealing) consider NOT getting a cell phone.
I hate walking through malls. Every other one of those stupid little kiosk's that never sell anything is a cell phone vendor. At least the Asian people who sell their little Bonsai trees don't come up to and ask to buy shit. Cell phone salespeople always say, "switch to our company! we'll give you a free fucking phone that you will have to upgrade in 6 months!" DON'T TALK TO ME GODDAMNIT. If I want a phone, I would ASK YOU.
I remember when phones were used for TALKING to people. What is all this extra crap. Color screens, sending emails, IT'S A FUCKING PHONE.
