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Jennifer Lopez

 

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ SUCKS

Please, J. Lo really sucks big fat donkey nuts. I am so sick of Jennifer Lopez. She is everywhere and I can't stand her or her annoying behemoth ass. She is completely overrated, over-hyped, untalented, can't act for shit, and her singing voice isn't even that great. Dancing wise? Whatever, even I could probably be taught to dance with the right teachers. Besides, Janet Jackson would still school her even on a bad day.

Now seriously, does anyone actually thing her ass looks good? It's fucking colossal. Nice, round butts are one thing, but to have fucking Mt. Everest on your rear end is not attractive in my humble opinion, and my opinion is the only that matters. If you disagree, it's ok, but please know, you are wrong. She isn't even that hot overall. Most of the time, she is covered in a pound of make-up, plus lighting, special effects, blah blah blah... How she looks like in a music video is NOT how she looks like in person! You could make my grandmother look hot with the right techniques.

There is NOTHING unique about her, she is just like every other self-indulging, over-exposed 'diva' out there. Who the fuck does she think she is?

I also love the fact about how she claims to still be the same person she was before she was famous... Please. I've heard stories about hotels being required to put rose petals all over her room when she is staying there. Is that something you did before too Jenny?


J. Lo please do us all a favor and just go away. No one cares about your perfumes or anything else you want to sell us you trashy bitch. We are sick and tired of hearing your annoying voice, looking at your ass that takes up the fucking TV screen, and paying 10 bucks for the crappy movies you star in... err wait, no one paid for that, phew.


 

 

 

 

 
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