New Adventures have been uploaded! [Posted Sunday, December 24, 2006] by RajuAbju
Two of our more recent adventures.... a second (and again, non-fruitful) fishing trip to Irvine Lake, as well as pictures from my 25th Birthday, have been posted!

EHUD OLMERT'S SPEECH [Posted Friday, August 11, 2006] by RajuAbju
Ladies and gentlemen, leaders of the world. I, the Prime Minister of Israel, am speaking to you from Jerusalem in the face of t he terrible pictures from Kfar Kana. Any human heart, wherever it is, must sicken and recoil at the sight of such pictures. There are no words of comfort that can mitigate the enormity of this tragedy. Still, I am looking you straight in the eye and telling you that the State of Israel will continue its military campaign in Lebanon.

The Israel Defense Forces will continue to attack targets from which missiles and Katyusha rockets are fired at hospitals, old age homes and kindergartens in Israel. I have instructed the security forces and the IDF to continue to hunt for the Katyusha stockpiles and launch sites from which these savages are bombarding the State of Israel.

We will not hesitate, we will not apologize and we will not back off. If they continue to launch missiles into Israel from Kfar Kana, we will continue to bomb Kfar Kana. Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Here, there and everywhere. The children of Kfar Kana could now be sleeping peacefully in their homes, unmolested, had the agents of the devil not taken over their land and turned the lives of our children into hell.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time you understood: the Jewish state will no longer be trampled upon. We will no longer allow anyone to exploit population centers in order to bomb our citizens. No one will be able to hide anymore behind women and children in order to kill our women and children. This anarchy is over. You can condemn us, you can boycott us, you can stop visiting us and, if necessary, we will stop visiting you.

A voice for six million citizens

Today I am serving as the voice of six million bombarded Israeli citizens who serve as the voice of six million murdered Jews who were melted down to dust and ashes by savages in Europe. In both cases, those responsible for these evil acts were, and are, barbarians devoid of all humanity, who set themselves one simple goal: to wipe the Jewish race off the face of the earth, as Adolph Hitler said, or to wipe the State of Israel off the map, as Mahmoud Ahmedinjad proclaims.

And you - just as you did not take those words seriously then, you are ignoring them again now. And that, ladies and gentlemen, leaders of the world, will not happen again. Never again will we wait for bombs that never came to hit the gas chambers. Never again will we wait for salvation that never arrives. Now we have our own air force. The Jewish people are now capable of standing up to those who seek their destruction - those people will no longer be able to hide behind women and children. They will no longer be able to evade their responsibility.

Every place from which a Katyusha is fired into the State of Israel will be a legitimate target for us to attack. This must be stated clearly and publicly, once and for all. You are welcome to judge us, to ostracize us, to boycott us and to vilify us. But to kill us? Absolutely not.

Four months ago I was elected by hundreds of thousands of citizens to the office of Prime Minister of the government of Israel, on the basis of my plan for unilaterally withdrawing from 90 percent of the areas of Judea and Samaria, the birth place and cradle of the Jewish people; to end most of the occupation and to enable the Palestinian people to turn over a new leaf and to calm things down until conditions are ripe for attaining a permanent settlement between us.

The Prime Minister who preceded me, Ariel Sharon, made a full withdrawal from the Gaza Strip back to the international border, and gave the Palestinians there a chance to build a new reality for themselves. The Prime Minister who preceded him, Ehud Barak, ended the lengthy Israeli presence in Lebanon and pulled the IDF back to the international border, leaving the land of the cedars to flourish, develop and establish its democracy and its economy.

What did the State of Israel get in exchange for all of this? Did we win even one minute of quiet? Was our hand, outstretched in peace, met with a handshake of encouragement? Ehud Barak's peace initiative at Camp David let loose on us a wave of suicide bombers who smashed and blew to pieces over 1,000 citizens, men, women and children. I don't remember you being so enraged then. Maybe that happened because we did not allow TV close-ups of the dismembered body parts of the Israeli youngsters at the Dolphinarium? Or of the shattered lives of the people butchered while celebrating the Passover seder at the Park Hotel in Netanya? What can you do - that's the way we are. We don't wave body parts at the camera. We grieve quietly.

We do not dance on the roofs at the sight of the bodies of our enemy's children - we express genuine sorrow and regret. That is the monstrous behavior of our enemies. Now they have risen up against us. Tomorrow they will rise up against you. You are already familiar with the murderous taste of this terror. And you will taste more.

In a loud and clear voice

And Ariel Sharon's withdrawal from Gaza. What did it get us? A barrage of Kassem missiles fired at peaceful settlements and the kidnapping of soldiers. Then too, I don't recall you reacting with such alarm. And for six years, the withdrawal from Lebanon has drawn the vituperation and crimes of a dangerous, extremist Iranian agent, who took over an entire country in the name of religious fanaticism and is trying to take Israel hostage on his way to Jerusalem - and from there to Paris and London.

An enormous terrorist infrastructure has been established by Iran on our border, threatening our citizens, growing stronger before our very eyes, awaiting the moment when the land of the Ayatollahs becomes a nuclear power in order to bring us to our knees. And make no mistake - we won't go down alone. You, the leaders of the free and enlightened world, will go down along with us.

So today, here and now, I am putting an end to this parade of hypocrisy. I don't recall such a wave of reaction in the face of the 100 citizens killed every single day in Iraq. Sunnis kill Shiites who kill Sunnis, and all of them kill Americans - and the world remains silent. And I am hard pressed to recall a similar reaction when the Russians destroyed entire villages and burned down large cities in order to repress the revolt in Chechnya. And when NATO bombed Kosovo for almost three months and crushed the civilian population - then you also kept silent. What is it about us, the Jews, the minority, the persecuted, that arouses this cosmic sense of justice in you? What do we have that all the others don't?

In a loud clear voice, looking you straight in the eye, I stand before you openly and I will not apologize. I will not capitulate. I will not whine. This is a battle for our freedom. For our humanity. For the right to lead normal lives within our recognized, legitimate borders. It is also your battle. I pray and I believe that now you will understand that. Because if you don't, you may regret it later, when it's too late.

Praise the lord [Posted Sunday, August 6, 2006] by RajuAbju
Oh my! Updates!

I've added about 5-6 new adventures that we've gone on... Mammoth 2006, Lake Irvine, Lola & Berry's...

COMING SOON ARE THE PICTURES FROM HAWAII 2006... ITS GONNA BE CRAZY BABY!

New Adventures! [Posted Sunday, December 11, 2005] by RajuAbju
I have *finally* updated with pictures from the two latest adventures, both of which happened over the past couple of months. Check them out at www.rajuabju.com/adventures
Good times!

Fixes! [Posted Sunday, October 16, 2005] by RajuAbju
It's a miracle! I spent the last 2 days fixing about 10-15 bugs with the site... mainly errors in the themes & navigation which I had recieved some complaints about.

I also updated scores for Monopoly and Texas Hold'em competitions, and the Guestbook is fixed again.

More updates will be coming soon!

I've moved! [Posted Saturday, August 20, 2005] by RajuAbju
YES FOLKS! I have moved!!!

This being said... updates will be rare for a while until I get everything else in my life all sorted out. Going to take a while because I am busy buying furniture, clothes, etc etc...

New Adventures & More! [Posted Saturday, May 21, 2005] by RajuAbju
Oh happy joy! More updates and fun for everyone!

I recently had a reunion with a bunch of old friends from elementary school and their parents.. we took a few pictures of our night out. http://www.rajuabju.com/4images/ under the "Friends" section

Congrats to Nick, Sam and Rodney for their latest victories in the world of Texas Hold 'Em. Updated scores can be found at: http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/texas_holdem.htm

A faithful fan of this website recently sent a new submission to our growing collection of AOL/WAREZ related songs, check out the masterpiece, titled "Leech Access" along with our old but classic tunes, at http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/themesongs.htm

And of course, I save the best for last... the Elat Adventures team has been at it again! Not too long ago, we brought you the undercover pictures from Sam Jelly's 23rd Birthday bash at Acapulco in Westwood. Now, I bring you something almost unbelievable. Hidden camera pictures from a Club (424) that I went to recently... You won't believe what you are seeing!!! http://www.rajuabju.com/adventures/club_424.htm

Myself and a new Elateer member, Eri, also went back to Mammoth for some skiing a few months ago, check those pictures at http://www.rajuabju.com/adventures/mammoth_expedition_2.htm

And finally, I went BACK to Mammoth yet again this past weekend... Those pictures will be up next week! (I didnt want to overload your brains).

OMG, Site Updates! [Posted Saturday, March 26, 2005] by RajuAbju
Yes... I began updating the site about a week ago... Finally finished with it all today! W00T!

So, here's whats new:

1) Added or updated about half a dozen IRC Hax0r pics in the Warez & IRC section
2) Added about 10 user submissions in our Cheating Section under the Literature Kiosk
3) Updated several of the Info Center pages to have more current information
4) NEW ADVENTURE!!! Picture's from Sam's 23rd B-Day are up! Check it out in Elat Adventures
5) New photo gallery pictures also updated
6) Fixed a number of Elat Videos that were not linking or loading up properly... thanks to those who reported the problems.
7) Look for a GREAT SAM JELLY STORY coming soon!!!

DID YOU KNOW THIS? [Posted Tuesday, March 8, 2005] by RajuAbju
Did you know that 47 countries have reestablished their embassies in Iraq?

Did you know that the Iraqi government employs 1.2 million Iraqi people?

Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been built in Iraq?

Did you know that Iraq’s higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers?

Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2004 for the reestablished Fulbright program?

Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5- 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a navel infantry regiment.

Did you know that Iraq’s Air Force consists of three operation squadrons, 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft which operate day and night, and will soon add 16 UH-1 helicopters and 4 bell jet rangers?

Did you know that Iraq has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?

Did you know that the Iraqi Police Service has over 55,000 fully trained and equipped police officers?

Did you know that there are 5 Police Academies in Iraq that produce over 3500 new officers each 8 weeks?

Did you know there are more than 1100 building projects going on in Iraq? They include 364 schools, 67 public clinics, 15 hospitals, 83 railroad stations, 22 oil facilities, 93 water facilities and 69 electrical facilities.

Did you know that 96% of Iraqi children under the age of 5 have received the first 2 series of polio vaccinations?

Did you know that 4.3 million Iraqi children were enrolled in primary school by mid October?

Did you know that there are 1,192,000 cell phone subscribers in Iraq and phone use has gone up 158%?

Did you know that Iraq has an independent media that consist of 75 radio stations, 180 newspapers and 10 television stations?

Did you know that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004?

Did you know that 2 candidates in the Iraqi presidential election had a recent televised debate in their country recently?

The day the AOL world came to an end [Posted Friday, November 19, 2004] by RajuAbju
Yes... a chapter in the history of the internet, and specifically America Online, seems to have come to its final conclusion. Warez trade on the AOL service, so fruitful and full of life for many many years, since I was just a young lad of only 11 years old, has come to an end. The dying process was long and drawn out, a bitter battle between AOL and the warez pups who tried everything they could to circumvent the evil empire.

AOL tried killing our accounts, stopping the speed at which we could distribute mail, spying on us, and finally, killing mails. Through it all, we as a group of determined friends came up with new ideas, methods and always found a way to prosper in the face of adversity.

Sadly, about a year or two ago, the major groups started shuttering their doors. We had run out of options and places to go. The backbone groups, the boys who have become men over time and have forever engrained their legacy upon the warez world, forsaw that the end was nearing.

The number of new groups begin to decline and then the trend became reversed as more groups start closing down their doors compared to new ones starting up. Then things started to go in a downward spiral that could not be stopped, as we saw the demise of Premium, then Arise, my homeland. In rapid sucession, two groups which have been around for years suddenly were gone, and there was a void which could never be filled. As the struggle continued for the smaller groups, people kept leaving the scene... there was simply too much determination on the part of AOL. Then the two groups who have been synonymous with AOL warez for years, Legion and UPS called off operations. That was the final blow. Maybe a few groups here and there survive in sporadic bursts, but the scene as a single unit has collapsed into a state which I fear may never be repairable.

I want to say to all my friends from over the years that I truly salute you all for carrying on the cause, for fighting the battle which ultimately could not be won, and sticking to it until the very end of the line. I truly hope that someday we can revive this scene, either on AOL or on a greener pasture somewhere else.

I give thanks to those who got me to where I am today, there are too many to name you all.

A new record in visitors! [Posted Friday, October 1, 2004] by RajuAbju
Absolutely amazing, last month was an incredible feat. 105,653 visited my site during the month of September, absolutely destroying the old record set a few months back.

I know I have not been able to update the site with as much frequency lately as I have in the past, but I do plan to make some updates during this month, so stay tuned.

Texas Hold'em Competitions Are Here! [Posted Friday, August 13, 2004] by RajuAbju
Yea folks, thats right, the boys of Elat have found a new addiction.

We have decided to reduce our monopoly and pool activies and add a new type of competition: Poker Tournaments!

Check out our page http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/texas_holdem.htm

More features coming soon!

A new type of competition! [Posted Tuesday, August 3, 2004] by RajuAbju
Poker tournaments!!!

We play Poker now baby! A new section will be created to reflect our game results and I will have updated information in the next few days. The results from our first ever official tournament: Sam Jelly had 2 wins, while Danny, Nick and Rodney had 1 victory each.

been a while.. [Posted Sunday, June 27, 2004] by RajuAbju
Well, I've been so busy that the site has simply been neglected for some time now. My hosting provider moved its data center a few weeks ago, and since then, the site has been havin some problems (mainly with the subdomains) but I just have not gotten around to fixing it. I will try to do work on it today and later on this week and hopefully get everything back up and restored to normal.

I finally added some new content today, lots of little stuff all over the place. I will try to do more updates soon.

I finally graduated from school!!! YAY NO MORE BULLSHIT classes! Ever. But now, reality has set in, and I'm working 45-60 hours a week.. ugh. Oh well... thats life I suppose.

A new adventure! [Posted Wednesday, April 7, 2004] by RajuAbju
It's about time eh? Because of school and work obligations (growing up sucks), our crew just has not been able to get away much for any exciting adventures. Well, this past weekend, we picked up some hitch-hikers and took off to our old stomping grounds, Joshua Tree National Park. Plenty of alcohol, fun and pictures for all!

Check out our latest adventure... http://www.rajuabju.com/adventures/joshua_tree_3.htm

New Elat Video's! And more!!! [Posted Sunday, March 21, 2004] by RajuAbju
Ok, so I know I've been slacking lately with any juicy updates. Mainly because we simply have not had any good Elat Adventures in a very long time. But this weekend I did finally get around to adding a number of other things which have been on my to-do list for a while.

A couple of new phrases added to our Elat Dictionary
http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/elatdictionary.htm

Several new jokes thanks to submissions by JCJO, Sam Jelly, and even a few I found myself
http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/elatcomedy.htm

Have you seen that annoying as fuck Quizno's Sub commercial? Well I have it here!
http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/quizno.htm

Allen Bina, friend of all Elateers, made a quick little morphing clip of myself and him! Pretty good stuff
http://www.rajuabju.com/elat/sesame_st.htm

Sia's pictures from Hawaii are uploaded!!! Only Nickfag has yet to give me his pics from our trip. Check them out here
http://www.rajuabju.com/adventures/sias_camera.htm

A new Butt Pirates update!
http://rajuabju.com/buttpirates/weblog.php

A couple of new changes and modifications.. One of our quickest growing (in popularity) sections.. How to cheat in school! http://www.rajuabju.com/literature/how_to_cheat.htm

Be sure to come back soon, our guest project by Veerus is soon going to get some major updates.
http://veerus.rajuabju.com

Two new guest projects take off!!! [Posted Friday, March 12, 2004] by RajuAbju
Yup yup, you heard right... A long time in the making for both of them, but finally, JooJoo and Jellyland have been created!
Joojoo will be worked on by our good white girl friend, Melissa, and Jellyland, of course by the one and only Sam Jelly. I expect many great things to come out of both of them in the near future!

Yay! I won in Monopoly [Posted Thursday, March 4, 2004] by RajuAbju
It's about time I regained the title! Also, more Hawaii pics are FINALLY up, and I'll be adding the final ones soon. A couple of other new stuff coming soon as well.

My experience at Subway [Posted Tuesday, February 24, 2004] by RajuAbju
Yea, it was pretty interesting down at the local Subway store today, read all about it. Click here

A Saturday night to remember [Posted Monday, February 23, 2004] by RajuAbju
Well, this past Saturday was raining pretty hard. I had no plans in particular after a girl I was supposed to go out with flaked on me. Sam Jelly also had no plans, so we decided to just go and chill and have some dinner. While this was occuring, John Hindu called us and told us about a bar in Hollywood. It was a secret, hole in the wall place he had seen while driving by, but had never gone in. So we all decided to check it out.

Find a prime parking location (Sia would call it a "Cardinal" position), we walked in the rain until we got inside the bar. Lo and behold, it was a titty bar! We were shocked, and almost left, but this titty bar was special, because we noticed that the girl to guy ratio was about 4 to 1... which is pretty amazing. And there were some HOT ass chicks doing excellent pole dancing on stage, so of course we reversed course and stayed. John Hindu, our buddy Josh, and another friend of theirs, Brian, were all very wasted, and pretty damn loud. Finally, John almost got kicked out because he tried to snap a photo of the girls doing a show on stage, but the bouncer guy went crazy and almost killed him.

All in all, what was looking to be like a crappy ass Saturday night turned out to be an excellent adventure. As always, when you are with Elat, you never know whats going to happen next.