HAS SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS ALTERED HIS IMAGE TO LOOK LIKE RON JEREMY!?!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Central Command on Friday released five digitally enhanced pictures of Saddam Hussein showing what the deposed Iraqi president might look like if he was trying to change his appearance.
The pictures, distributed to troops searching for him in Iraq, show the normally mustachioed Saddam clean shaven or with a beard, and also show him with white and gray hair rather than his usual dark hair. One shows him in a traditional Arab headdress.
Lt. Ryan Fitzgerald, a spokesman at Central Command headquarters in Florida, said U.S. troops in Iraq were given the five altered images on Thursday to help them recognize Saddam in the event he has changed his appearance to elude capture.
Fitzgerald said the use of pictures of what a suspect might look like in disguise is a standard investigative technique.
"But it also became more clear after Uday and Qusay's bodies were discovered, that sure enough they had been trying to alter their appearances through growing different beards and so on. It became apparent that if they were doing that, Saddam Hussein may well be doing that as well," Fitzgerald said.
Uday and Qusay Hussein, Saddam's formerly powerful sons, were killed by U.S. troops in a raid on July 22.
Units hunting Saddam, including the secretive Task Force 20 leading the search, have been given the digitally enhanced pictures, according to a military spokesman in Iraq.
"The photos have been distributed to units and commanders who are actively involved in the search. The main purpose of the photos is to ensure the soldiers have an idea of what Saddam may look like," Lt. Colonel Kevin Gainer said.
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