WWW.RAJUABJU.COM NEEDS YOU!

Are you over 25 years old? If so, continue reading, this is NOT a joke!  The staff of Elat Adventures will be going on a trip to MAUI, HAWAII, September 7th to the 14th. If you are over 25 years old, and are interested in coming, please contact me ASAP at (removed). FREE HOTEL STAY IS INCLUDED. All you need to pay for is your own plane ticket which will run you between 400-500 dollars; and any other expenses you incur during the trip (food, drinks, shopping, etc). Why are we inviting you, a complete stranger? Because all of us are under 25, and those goddamn car rental places want to charge 300 dollars extra to rent us a car for a week! So FUCK THAT SHIT! We need someone who is 25 or older, and has a valid United States driver license. Hot women are preferred, but I don't care who you are, or your friends are so long as you have not been convicted of any violent crimes. You can bring a friend or two along if you want, the more the merrier! In case you are wondering, there are *NO* other requirements. I don't expect ANY favors (sexual or not), money, gifts, or anything. ALL I want is a car rental (Which I will pay for). If you are SERIOUS, and interested, please, email me at (removed) ONLY 1 person (and his/her party) will be accepted!!!

I'VE BEEN HIT!!!

Jesus fucking Christ I am in pain right now. On Thursday, I was riding my motorcycle home from school, when I was hit on Robertson blvd. Went down instantly. Other car never even fucking stopped. A truck driver pulled over and helped me out, Sam Jelly arrived to my rescue and took me to Cedars-Sinai. Nothing broken according to the X-rays, but right wrist fractured, and my knee is all screwed up. Couple of weeks for recovery time. Bitch to type, so don't expect many updates till this cast is off. Coulda been worse, I know... Now, if you all don't mind, I need more Vicodin... anyone got Rush Limbaugh's  phone number?

Above, at home in my casts recovering. Below, at the hospital half knocked out from pain

FUCK THE POLICE

Holy shit I'm pissed off right now. I just got ticketed for THREE different things! FUCK THAT SHIT. AND FUCK THE CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL. I was going about 75 MPH on the 10 west... My radar detector goes off, so I slow down quickly. I see a CHP patrol car behind me, following me. He follows me for about 4 miles, until I exit on Robertson BLVD. As soon as I make a right, he flashes lights/sirens and I pull over. I'm thinking, WTF, he coulda pulled me over for speeding a while ago, what is this?  He comes over, and proceeds to write me up for illegal front window tints, illegal front grill guards, and illegal front floodlights (for offroading). FUCK THAT! This son of a bitch just wanted to get me for SOMETHING, it didn't matter what. This is what is wrong with police today. You know what? I've ALWAYS supported the police, I've always believed that people who get pulled over deserve it because they do shit wrong, and I always defended the police when they were accused of crap like excessive force, blah blah blah, whatever. But now, I will NEVER AGAIN be on their side, because cock sucking officer proved me wrong. He proved, that just because he WANTED to give me a ticket, he had to find something. You know what's worse? I TOLD HIM.. You couldn't get me for speeding, so you had to get me for something else, and I pointed to my radar detector... he just smiled. I told him he was an asshole, and he is like 'what, you want another ticket?' FUCK THAT GUY. AND FUCK THE POLICE.

IF YOU DIE FROM HURRICANE ISABEL, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

See those people above? They are idiots. According to the news, over 20 people have died so far from Hurricane Isabel. Why? Because they didn't listen to the fucking MILLION WARNINGS TO EVACUATE! They figured, no, I'm hardcore, I will wait this one out. Well that's what you get for not getting the fuck out of the way. Dying from a hurricane is much more embarrassing than death from a fire. In a fire, you only have a few minutes to run away from the slow moving flames. You morons on the east coast had like a week to prepare for Isabel! What, you couldn't spend 3 fucking days over at your in-laws house somewhere in the mid-west? Now look, you're dead you geniuses.

THREATS HAVE BEEN MADE AGAINST MY LIFE!

It's the guy that will never go away! www.RajuAbju.com's favorite moron, Tommy, (AIM/AOL screen names yoyo950, d8bait1981, bgtmeplayer) recently contacted our agents out in the field and threatened violent actions against me! Now, some of you might be thinking... RajuAbju, shouldn't you report this to the police? Isn't this potentially dangerous for you? I say, hell no! I would love for the opportunity to get 'beaten up' by Tommy!

You see, for some of our new viewers out there, Tommy is the ex-boyfriend of an ex-girlfriend of mine (who has begged me not to release her name on this website), from many years back. He then managed to get himself tangled up with ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine, Laura (who at the time was a stalker and alcoholic, but has since recovered). Long ago, it was my firm belief that Laura was the most insane person ever, but, I was clearly wrong, as it is now obvious that this wonderful title belongs solely to Tommy (sorry Laura, I know you are disappointed).

So months back, we had a back and forth battle (myself, my ex-girlfriend, Tommy, and Laura), which many people found quite amusing... Then of course I got bored of the whole thing, and stopped talking to him and everyone else pretty much. Well now, the issue has once again come to the forefront! Tommy just refuses to go away!

As always, I will keep you all informed of the latest updates as they occur. In the meantime, I encourage all viewers of this website to instant message yoyo950 or d8bait1981 or bgtmeplayer and let him know the love you feel for him. Thanks to our agents out in the field, we have acquired a top secret photo of Tommy, so if you live in Los Angeles, and see this guy on the street, stop and say hello!

PETA SUCKS!

Incase you are wondering what the following exchange is about, visit my little rant about McDonalds at: http://www.rajuabju.com/literature/anti-mcdonalds.htm

I have viewed your website and agree with your opinouns that McDonald's are destroying the enviroment and sue everyone that disagree with them.  However I think it makes you as bad as the directors of McDonald if you believe that you are so superior to animals.  Actually PETA is not that much of a radical or far out animal rights organisation so get your facts right!

Faye Lawson

Well, I'm glad we agree McDonald's is an evil corporation, albeit for different reasons. My little piece was not aimed at PETA. However, yes, I DO feel that humans are far superior to animals. That is my personal opinion, to which I am entitled. And, again, my personal opinion is that PETA is a radical organization, because I don't believe that animals deserve any rights (except to not be tortured); plus the fact that you yourself compared me to be as bad as the directors of McDonalds, when all I did was write one little article on my website. 

-Danny, aka RajuAbju 

Just for this, I'm pissed off, and have created an anti-peta page.. please visit it at: http://www.rajuabju.com/literature/peta.htm