It had to happen.

DANNY'S GETAWAY FROM THE BEVERLY HILLS POLICE!!!

Here's the deadly story...the picture below illustrates what happened.  I was traveling north on Roxbury blvd, at about 35mph (the posted speed limit is 25, but if you go that fucking slow, each block takes 10 minutes!). There was a motorcycle cop, parked behind a red van (THE SAME COP WHO GAVE ME A SPEEDING TICKET ON ROXBURY BLVD SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. SAME MOUSTACHE, SAME STREET AND EVERYTHING AS LAST TIME!!!!). I saw his radar gun poking out from behind the van, but knew it was too late, he had already recorded the speed I was going at. I saw him putting the radar gun back into the holster as I passed him by, and getting ready to turn his motorcycle on and follow me to pull me over and issue a deadly ticket. I said FUCK THAT SHIT. Hulk Hogan wouldnt stop for this. Mike Tyson definately wouldnt stop for this.. One more ticket and my license gets suspended for 6 months. I made a QUICK right on Lomitas, as indicated by the little splotches of orange, which show my progress. By this point, the officer had JUST started his vehicle, and his progress is indicated by the little splotches of blue; and he was preparing to make a U-Turn to follow me. I then proceeded to make another quick right into the narrow alleyway between roxbury and bedford, where I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL and went down the alley at about 45 mph (speed limit in alleys is 15mph). Just as I began going down the alley, the officer made his right turn onto lomitas. I for sure thought I was FUCKED. In my rear view mirror, I SAW the officer PASS the entrance to the alley and continue east on Lomitas!!! I then made a turn on Elevado, where I promptly  parked, got out of my car, and ran 3 blocks to my house!!! I MADE IT!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSS NO TICKET!

My Jeep and I conquered the road of death like it was a little bitch. WOO!