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IRC Quotes

My Current & Complete List Of Quotes Collected From IRC Over The Ages!

<{wRu}> If I was at woodstock none of the guys would have had time to riot. | <{wRu}> I would have kept them all busy.
<[-App-]> what is cum? <[-App-]> is cum milk <[-App-]> ? <[-App-]> no I'm serious is cum blood?
<mekk> I GOT A SMALL DICK
[15:08] <mekk> i jack up and down hard [15:08] <mekk> some time i shoot blood
[14:49] *** mekk_ changes the topic to 'Wanna call rigger? 718-815-4674
[08:17] *** Joins: Storm`` (Storm@98CAC601.ipt.aol.com)
[19:09] <Glacier> you know you wish i was in arise
[12:31] <Ceasar> rigger is one l33t mofo [12:32] <Ceasar> i'll be pissing my pants [12:32] <Ceasar> rigger is scary
[19:15] <chemical> i love raj
[18:46] <Pepsi-> im hacking penises <Pepsi-> my penis is up with the sun <Pepsi-> my penis is up with the sun <Pepsi`> i get lotsa men ;/
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[16:18] <i`alex> do you touch yourself? | [16:18] <IndO2> no | [16:18] <i`alex> why dont you touch yourself? | [16:19] <IndO2> I have women to do that
[16:26] <grif> i have to put my cock down the right side of my pant leg
[18:44] <DoKK> yes i have a rather large penis
<Yatzee> how the heck did you get the little + in front of your name <Yatzee> you aint done anything special
<xTeaLx> skam can u serve my ass
<PogoClown> hey can i leech for you guys
<CuLT> i masturbate while kb'ing chemical
<`BOPlenty> im0r leet0r cause0r i0r put0r a0r 0r at0r every0r word0r i0r type0r
<[dope]> sometimes, my poop looks like guacomole
<fifth-> my balls tingle when i slap them against apps forehead
<IndO2> That's not funny considering the fact your name is cowboy..<Cowboy> its very funny since raju does rape sheep
* Schwing is AWAY (installing penile reduction kit)
<`Insane`> i wish i had a long penis
[16:48] <Lif3r> I need an AOL acct for my mom [16:48] <Lif3r> you got?
[18:54] <XOB> may i ask what an oc3 is?
[18:39] <chemical`> i decided to see what my car would look like compact [18:39] <chemical`> so i hit an immigrant
[20:48] <FGCUSleep> raj, i thought you were the farmer and we were the sheeps?
[20:48] <rip> i don't wanna be a sheep [20:48] <rip> unless i have an assguard
<][blah][> i mean, are there any downloadble cd burners?, or do you need hardware?
<Nikon|Ser> is netzero free
<markS4281> so when is arise gonna start to upload to the scene?
<^chaos^> dude, go join the secret organization of Ninjews, they are mad 31337 jewish ninjas
<BoardTaho> WE could bomb aols router, then reverse the manulitve serving method, drop 3 exploits, then root int here system, cut the power cord, restart all of aols computers, then upgrade the upload speed on AOL by about 1000%, then we will have no service
<skj4x> if someone sends me ping? or pong? wat do i do
<PayN> someone ask kiss if i put my dick in a hot dog roll will he squirt mustard on it
[20:40] <pal-> those fucking cocksucking watermellon cotton picker niggers
[19:31] <PointZero> sometimes i rub my cock against my little brother's cock
[20:41] <_Scarface> i should make a channel for myself [20:41] <_Scarface> in which i can mastrubate to my hearts desire
[22:32] <dogpile`> age/sex check
[17:24] <{wRu}> <RajuAbju> algarvio is a gay man <algarvio> THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
[15:22] <notchem> diablo thinks he is leet now [15:22] <notchem> cause he hacks 1.4k boxes [15:23] <notchem> from 3rd world countries
[18:04] <paul-> FUCKING STOP WITH THE DAMN QUOTE SHIT
<jolt`> i started beating it when i was 12
<chemaboo> if he fucking tries <chemaboo> ill fuck him
(StOnE`) the barber shop down the street shaves pussies for $3
<BoardTaho> My cum is always creamiest on Thursdays
<`unique> i goto a special place and they groom my pubes <`unique> they even tie braids on it
*** Quits: Storm`` (abuse (1999/10/09 15.45))
<Cowboy> CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME TO HACK AOL???
<jolt`> warez is like masturbation <jolt`> every generation finds out and says "wow this is cool"
[22:16] <RajuAbju> without warez, life loses its meaning
<grif> i have metal underwear on
<RajuAbju> hehe i serve later tonight maybe | <RajuAbju> or ill cheat | <RajuAbju> :) | <Midnite`> O MAN | <Midnite`> THATS A QUOTE | <RajuAbju> no one would believe u anyhow | <RajuAbju> i could cheat my ass off and say i served 100k | <RajuAbju> and people would believe it | <RajuAbju> hehe
<Ladysexy> i mean hell id probably explode if i didnt masturbate
[17:10] <crimson-> u really want porn>? [17:11] <crimson-> my ftp [17:12] <crimson-> the most porn u have ever seen
[15:54] <Outlawsys> i beta tested the abacus
<CuLTist> i was watching duck tales the other day, tripped me out [10:06] <CuLTist> i like realized that i knew all the lines to the show an everything
*** Topic is '§ARISE§ where are leader is an insane mafia fucker...ph34r...i do =\ §ARISE§'<FGCUSabre> heh...oh....i thought the topic said insane and mafia were the new leaders....and here i was trying to remember who mafia was
<Storm`> Of course I use AOL, how else could I pick up chicks
<and1> WE ARE THE AOLERS OF THE FUTURE
<Outlawsys> naw my woody works <RajuAbju> remember outlaw? how you were telling me that lately naked women and shit just dont seem to arouse you anymore <Outlawsys> lol, yea
<GayAOLer> #paradigm can't join channel (you're banned!)<GayAOLer> they must discriminate against gays<Glacier> no<Glacier> they discriminate against aolers<GayAOLer> so i am still screwed either way *** Your nick is now FGCUSabre
[17:13] *** Joins: chemical (matt@98ADABBA.ipt.aol.com)
[08:14] <CuLT> anyone have an upchat for 5.0, like fate x 2000 or some shit?
[09:06] <Outlawsys> let me find my penile pump .. and i'll show you ...hmm where is it ,oh its near my walker brb
<RajuAbju ur sperm producing capabilities were lost over 200 years ago <Outlawsys> 180 but who's counting
<[klepto]> warez aint shit until the day we pirate cheeseburgers
<Pepsic> i wish my mom was a lesbian <Pepsic> that would be cool
<BoardTaho> just to set the records straight, I want everyone to know i'm an asshole
<stevieboy> i downloaded your "dragon naturally speaking 4.0" and after unzipping the files, I got one big .bin file...what do I do with it? <pnt> burn it onto a cd <stevieboy> i don't have a cd burner
<soviet> there once was a man fron st clair. fucking a young hoe on the stairs. the banaster broke, he didnt miss a stroke, and finished her off in the air
<JHL> i allways wanted to be raped
<algarvio> sharpnet goes down more than rigger's mom
<dubie-> All the ladies say I am pretty fly for a bee guy.......
* grif does a french kiss on trav's asshole * grif opens it wider, and starts sliding his cucumber back and forth * grif slowly, increasing speed with each pump * grif then he grabs his KY JELLY * trav-X screams with intensity and drops
[16:54] * [dope] is away, cleaning that jelly shit in my buttcrack [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[14:55] <rip-> Maybe if you tell em you're a non-profit warez group you'll get a tax break..
[17:20] <neoforsak> IM GOING TO LAMINATE MY TESTICLES
[19:44] <babee> can you do nine in a half hour [19:44] <RajuAbju> thats phyiscally impossible [19:44] <RajuAbju> 3 times is maximum [19:44] <babee> haha come back to me when you beat MY record
<toxin> you know whenever you card and they ask fer yer mother maiden name i always put raju
[23:50] <Outlawsys> bbl i need to patch my blow up doll :)
[11:02] <toxin> ack i laughed and spit my drink on myt monitor
<[tommy]> jynx can i be vice president of arise with you | <[tommy]> i have a punter | <[tommy]> and anyone who messes with arise | <[tommy]> ill punt them
[21:19] * PointZer0 any one got "rundll32.exe ?
<unique`> omfg i went to take a shit and i started and i saw there was no paper so i had to duck walk to my other bathroom
[23:35] <Ooscorcho> The GROUP IN the PR on aol PERFECTION DECLARED WAR ON REACT
[18:23] <teaker> when you become a member do you still upload your own stuff or does the group provide you with stuff? [18:24] <bleach`> teaker: we provide [18:24] <teaker> really? how? you card it?
[11:50] <pork> wtf is @ mean next to a persons name? my friend says it means they got mail
[14:44] * toxin then rapes dope with a chiquita bannana
[20:23] <[oreo]> «‹- -–|[¤ Fate X² Bust In Took 49 Attempts ¤]|–-- -›»
<nelson> YOU COULD FIT 10 SEMI TRAILERS UP WRU'S ASS AND HE'D STILL ASK FOR MORE
[23:38] <KiSS> i know [23:38] <KiSS> some of u [23:38] <KiSS> jerk off thinin of me [23:38] <KiSS> 'oh kiss, yur my warez god'
[20:30] <Janemuffi> Hay so powerful does your puter have to be so you can be a server?
[21:02] <GolDiLoW> my ewe my ewe [21:02] <GolDiLoW> bah bah bah
[21:24] <Ruthian> dude the chances of her getting pregnant with sex are small enough [21:25] <Ruthian> the outer lips are there for a reason you know [21:25] <Ruthian> their like storm shutters
[19:19] <babee> i am so gay
<RajuAbju> seriously <RajuAbju> if i saw you in the street <RajuAbju> and you wanted head, i would give you <Storm`> hahaha <RajuAbju> no joke <RajuAbju> i'd let u cum in my mouth and i'd swallow it <Storm`> Thanks raju... [19:29] <RajuAbju> you give me warez [19:30] <Storm`> Just thinking about that I would sleep better tonight
[17:12] <segamI> man, nothing like a freshly rooted ass
[19:31] <diqital> anyone know of any legit carding crews?
{[20:19]} <wRu> I dunno, lets all scan our penis {[20:19]} <LiquidYay> if you got it, flaunt it {[20:20]} <DigDug> am i allowed to edit it with photoshop?
[22:43] <wRu> and I learned how to dislocate my jaw to give better head
{[02:33]} <niggLer-> what the fuck, i'll steal your duck, hit you with a truck, then i'll take your luck, SMUCK. yo i be freestylin, when i'm in the club it be wilin, always stylin and profilin, you think you can rap you just TRYIN
{<[DiGi]>} yeah, but why would it say 56k? {[21:38]} {<[DiGi]>} if it only goes 5k? {[21:38]} {<[DiGi]>} what happend to the other 51k? {[21:38]} {<[DiGi]>} whats that other 51k doing?
<mecca:crypt:hack3r> all my friends are jews ... and all the people around me are jews ... me and radii live in the richest neihborhood in all FL =/ <mecca:crypt:hack3r> im tempted to put my nazi flag out on a pole in front of my house LOLL <mecca:crypt:hack3r> then there would be no mroe mecca =/
[22:12] <zuke> radii owns my sand nigger bones
* bones` feels violated {[16:12]} * xl tosses bones butt plug {[16:12]} <xl> you have to be wrusafe
<`chaos`> i take magic marker below my naval, just so my girlfriend doesnt think i havent started puberty
[23:16] <babee> i was afk leaking [23:16] <babee> im all wet
[10:11] <Outlawsys> i wanna rape alex trebeck in the anus
[21:25] <[-Storm-]> me,pete and hoey | [21:25] <joey> god dammit | [21:25] <joey> they need to move the j and h away | [21:25] <joey> on the keyboard | [21:25] <joey> i'm tired of being called hoey
[18:21] <Ladysexy> when i masturbate i cant think of 1 time i ever stopped and sniffed my cum what the fuck do u do when u jack off
[18:22] <Ladysexy> i never smelled no cum [18:21] <StOnE`> if you breathe [18:21] <StOnE`> you smell it [18:22] <StOnE`> my cum bothers me [18:22] <babee> i didnt think it had a smell
<algarvio> insane you a girl? or just a friendly guy? heh
[21:55] <joey> dude, i have musclar forearms because i wack off so much | [21:56] <joey> it really does build muscle
<unique`> my mom dressed as gene simmons from kiss to cheer me up <unique`> when i was young
[22:38] * babee is away, sleep [log:OFF] [page:OFF] | [22:38] * skitz is away, sleepin with babee [log:ON] [page:ON] | [22:39] * crimson- is away, sleepin with babee and skitz [log:ON] [page:ON]
<CuLT> im butt buddies with vio
<poet-> you know, if you cut your pubic hair into the a rainbow and died it.....they could call you lucky charms
<fifth> i have a remote controlled penis.. so i can fuck bitches from the couch
<^chaos^> i have elephantisititiss of the genitals
<craziicoo> roldgold, your a server right? | <RoldGold> me? | <RoldGold> no..im jus AOL dood
<RajuAbju> EVERYONE IN ARISE NEEDS TO MASTERBATE TWICE DAILY TO REDUCE STRESS AND INGROUP FIGHTING. IT REALLY HELPS, I SWEAR!!!!
<tekst> heh i dont jack off anymore
<BrknHeart> why are there no splits in aol chat rooms?
<JiF> is anyone a h4x0r?
<Liquid_Ic> hey does any body no how to hack some body on aol
<yev> guys.. how do I ping bomb?
[19:13] <KillThras> Look aol is the biggest ISP in the world and most leet peeps are on it
<StOnE`> SHUT <StOnE`> NOW <StOnE`> OR PHEER MY LEET AIM PUNTING
<JackMeGoo> what is a shell?
<p0rk> my mom blocked pictures on my account | <p0rk> so i cant see them
<[tommy]> ohh wow they have ping pong on irc | <[tommy]> PING? PONG!
<i`alex> god damn running this flash session makes me horny
[19:53] <StOnE`> dan why do you portray the characteristics of a homosexual? 19:53] <Ladysexy> he is a homersexual
<apiiii> ima write a game thats a 2d shoot em up game, starring a penis that shoots semen and a vagina that just gets moist
<yev> ping -bomb dialup-209.246.96.192.NewYork2.Level3.net
<braz> i am whore
<JaY-R> how can i dowload warez?
<boardtaho> braz do you want to have sex with me?
<api\> I cum on farm animals because i am too short to cum inside of them.
<unique``> WTF i just took a shit and wiped my ass and it was hurting so i checked it out and it was bleeding
[20:50] <LittleMDM> ·upss· Serving 48 Mails | [20:50] <LittleMDM> ·upss· In PR: cerver5
-Outlawsys- I am currently masterbating and serving !!!!!!
<AnaRchy`> what the fuck is this ping pong shit its annoying as hell
<Pn0y6i9> i want to have sex...
<BoNgS> Anyone have Nutz&Boltz 98 or know where i can find it?!!! IM me plz
<dogpile> sometimes i see my cock digivolve from limpmon to humungomon
<crimson-> have u ever had sex with a rabbit?
<ririe> i like to fuck chickens and i cant lie
[20:01] <StOnE`> One time I farted and I pooped in my underwear and was too lazy to clean it and my mom asked me what it was and i told her it was chocolate
<risk> I NEED A GOOD IRC FADER IF YOU GOT 1 PRESS 55555
<base-head> what the fuck is an iso?
<skitz> im addicted to masturbating
<babee> i like when i swallow it at first bc my lungs feel like they are burning | [04:28] <babee> it feels good =x | [04:29] <itz[S]aS> yes | [04:29] <itz[S]aS> it feels good for me too | [04:29] <itz[S]aS> when you swallow it
<Forbin``> Im gonna invent a cereal just for kneegrows....call it homie-o's
<Outlawsys> i'm 4'3" 450lbs sort of resemble a bowling ball
* nuke` puts his penis in dops buttcrack | <Storm`> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP PINK ALERT ON !!!FAG IN CHANNEL
<x21> u wanna see my penis? [18:35] <x21> why did you quote that [18:35] <RajuAbju> cause i thought it was funny [18:35] <x21> thats ghetto [18:35] <x21> now touch my dick
<wRu> It's hard to compile an eggdrop when you're on your knees swallowing some cock {[10:21]} <wRu> just can't get the hands up to the keyboard behind him
<Forbin`> Forbinisapimp.com.....gives pointers on pimp attire, slapping yo bitches, etc <Forbin`> aehaehhae is a trademark of Forbin Enterprises, Inc. all rights reserved.....any reduplication or retransmission of aehhaeh will result in getting assraped by yours truly
Outlawsys (pete@doesnt.need.viagra.anymore.net
[21:40] <ch0ni> the jizz scalar product is given by the 2 vectors in the plane of the cross section of the penis and is the projection of the second one upon the first | [21:40] <ch0ni> i.e. j . v = s
[17:54] <mekk> Mad a Nitr0? Call him at 914-786-1238 or 914-786-3691 ask for evan.
[15:11] <Pn0y6i9> !8ball will i fuck someone on homcomming? <alpha`> As i see it yes. <Pn0y6i9> this homecomming was great... <Pn0y6i9> no sex though..
[17:39] <_syren> BEER MAN!
[17:47] <kiZ0r> MY LOVE LIFE IS GETTING KINDA BLAND... NO MORE WAYS TO FUCK MY HAND
[20:36] <Lifer> I got a files done from AOL | [20:36] <Lifer> in a chip monks voice
<paul> the top of the head <paul> uncircumsised <paul> has a ton more sensitivity <justin> so you blow your load quicker? <paul> so i can fuck, be done <paul> get to the next one
[20:06] <joey> you gays are all fags
[18:29] <mekk> could you hear me? [18:29] <RajuAbju> no [18:29] <mekk> i spoof my number [18:30] <RajuAbju> why you gotta spoof it [18:30] <RajuAbju> i aint gonna give ur # out ho [18:30] <mekk> im wanted for haxing
[16:05] <RajuAbju> can i come pick it up from u [16:05] <Outlawsys> no [16:06] <RajuAbju> why [16:06] <Outlawsys> i don't want you at my house [16:06] <Outlawsys> my wife might leave me fr you
[16:10] <r9dii> "how many hindus would a zuke zuke fuck if a zuke zuke wasnt gay?"
[16:11] <Outlawsys> what do you call 20 kneegrows in a barn [16:12] <Outlawsys> antique farm equipment [16:11] <Outlawsys> what do you call a kneegrow with no arms [16:11] <Outlawsys> trustworthy
[23:56] <insane> i got on a conf with toxin and boardtaho once, they were sex0ring | [23:57] <toxin> that was mad long ago
[22:13] <toxin> nsync is fuqin leet
<PointZero> i would butt fuck a 1000 pounder
<eLiTeTHuG> any of u leet hackers know where i can download the latest version of MS-DOS??
<Storm`> no scary would be pepsi running up to u in the woods with his pants down..Saying pick this up for me<as he throws a stick on the ground infront of you>
[02:50] <HypnoFlo> I have sores on my nuts | [02:50] <HypnoFlo> man that dirty little ho from the bar
[11:58] <twang`> whats the command for packeting in dos?
[00:38] <sh0gun`> w00t my one and only lackey just IMed me | [00:38] <sh0gun`> i feel 3r33t
[15:38] <Outlawsys> i like with or without stripes | [15:38] <Outlawsys> just give me full lips
[03:19] <rekcusdoo> Don't you hate it when you get a paper cut and a beer bottle gets stuck on your dick?
[16:19] <coz_> im gonna get my girlfriends name on my nuts | [16:20] <coz_> so everyone knows whos balls they belong too
<FGCUSabre> ok everyone, admit if you ever tried to use a tampon | [22:11] <Gera|d> yeah i did, to prevent diarhea leakage
[16:17] <dogpile> when i become a multi-millionaire, i am going to have several midget slaves working for me
[19:34] <runner> Raju stole that [19:34] <runner> from me
[17:22] <Forbin``> raj...can I borrow a half dozen sheep...I got a stiffy [17:23] <RajuAbju> no problem [17:23] <Forbin``> ahh thanks [17:24] <Forbin``> Federal Express....when you fuckin gotta get it there [17:24] <Forbin``> Damn...this package...I fuckin gotta get it there!!
[17:16] <Epix-> Raju [17:16] <Epix-> cybering is like an aol thing [17:17] <RajuAbju> | RajuAbju (RajuAbju@AC9CFDCE.ipt.aol.com) [17:17] <Epix-> pr: gay [17:17] <Epix-> youll fit in perfectly there raju [17:17] <Epix-> or find youself a m4m room [17:17] * mark` waves to raj
[17:35] <clonaarr> ill fcuk her [17:35] <clonaarr> for you [17:36] <RajuAbju> ur cock too small [17:36] <clonaarr> its 6.5" [17:36] <RajuAbju> thats pathetic [17:36] <clonaarr> im only 15 [17:36] <RajuAbju> okay not so bad
[18:49] <mekk> Mad at paul? Hrm.. Im not but I would like to have goldilow's number! So please call him at 503-330-1104 so I can get it!
<exabyte`> i just remembered what i dreamt about last night <exabyte`> it was about IRC <therm> then you're a geniune nerd <exabyte`> i think i'm going to leave the computer for a few days
[20:07] <bmxer> [6969] BmXer - Speacial Guest Apearance
[20:17] <_syren> i'l give you one later if your lucky raj...
[17:14] <chip> i hate gay quote scrolling time
[19:11] <Kiamde> what is the latest version of dos
[19:59] <popcorn> mekk [19:59] <popcorn> let me ping your ass
[20:02] <Kiamde> RajuAbju: you are on irc to much if you have over 200 quotes
[20:02] <popcorn> mekk bend over [20:02] <popcorn> now [20:02] <popcorn> just once [20:03] <popcorn> mekk, let me make your buttcheeks purple
[20:04] <aaron> don't say dumb things for quotes [20:04] <aaron> hacker [20:04] <aaron> say smart things
<RajuAbju> its my life's biggest accomplishment, being the president of arise
[20:14] <gera|d> did you know apparently 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population? [20:15] <Goldilow> 2 out of 4 people make up half the population
[20:48] <unique`> well i remember the shit one [20:48] <unique`> it was sick,cuz i hate to walk with shit in my butthole [20:48] <unique`> so i was duckwalkin
[20:54] <sludge-> i bet my neighbors have seen me naked like 20 billion itmes [20:55] <sludge-> theyve only been open ONCE when i have wanked though [20:54] <gear-> lol me too [20:54] <gear-> I always leave the blinds open when i get outta the shower
[21:00] <H-a-w-K> yoh nebula, wake up u anal retentive cock smokin fool
[12:31] <c> zeth, why dont you just shut the fuck up with your lame ass sayings and go back to yer fucking kenmore box on nigger avenue and get a life you god damn lamer
[17:15] <Clonr> I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ILL BE YOUR SEX SLAVE [17:16] <RajuAbju> cool [17:16] <Clonr> OK THEN ILL BE YER SEX SLAVE! [17:16] <Clonr> ill be your slave [17:17] <Clonr> seriosuly
[18:10] <Clonr> kingryan was like what do you what do you want your nick to be? [18:10] <Clonr> and at the time it was myst [18:10] <Clonr> from all the aol proggy groups [18:10] <Clonr> and had to make up clonr in like 2 minutes [18:10] <Clonr> thats why i have such a gay name
[20:07] <_syren> they quote was taken out of context [20:08] <RajuAbju> no it wasnt [20:08] <RajuAbju> u were about to give me head but had to go
[08:40] <joey> shut the fawk up you gay stupid quote fags
<_sludge> demonstrating that your ass hair gets better treatment then your employee isnt exactly a good message
[23:15] <gera|d> i hate the smell of pussy already [23:15] <gera|d> fingering especially [23:16] <gera|d> grab your dick and smell your hand [23:16] <gera|d> and then grab a girls cunt when its wet and smell your hand [23:16] <gera|d> similarities there
[14:26] <EViL`> i know Flash [14:26] <EViL`> i can walk you thru it [14:26] <EViL`> get a long trench coat go to the mirrow open it up quickly and say flash
[11:27] <EViL`> although i met a women once and she musta had a fungus below cuase when she took off her panties OMG the flies in the room died instanly
[11:29] <EViL`> well I was talking to storm the other day he invited me on his yatch to goto his island home but when i asked were he said Fantasy Island
[20:52] <Outlawsys> i'm getting anal from my wife for x-mas [20:52] <RajuAbju> hahahahah [20:52] <Outlawsys> wooo hoooo [20:53] <RajuAbju> ur gonna take it in the ass from ur wife???
<syren> smokex bo'd me a long time ago when i was an even bigger aoler
[21:18] *** runner changes the topic to 'runner wants piper perablo for christmas toxin wants cable and outlawsys wants a new pussy'
[17:08] <soviet-> hickory, dickory, dock. your wife yas suckin my cock. The clock struck 2, i gave her my goo, and kicked the bitch down the block
[17:06] <soviet-> there once was a man from nantucket, who had a dick so long he could suck it. He said as he grinned and wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I'd fuck it"
[17:10] <soviet-> mary mary, quite contrary, shave your pussy cause its too damn hairy
<Pn0y6i9> wut is lmao??? i forgot.
[15:06] <Midnite> michael jackson is hot
[20:17] <algarvio> Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
[00:14] <unique```> i swear that and old yeller was a scary ass movie
[17:23] <ImSludge> i learned the backdoor to net nanny [17:24] <ImSludge> arent i elite?
[21:27] <VAMP12319> is there a website with mIRC progs?
In 1996 a crack commando warez group was sent to prison by a cyber court for a crime they prolly committed. These hackers promptly escaped from a maximum security prison to the warez underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you need some software, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE A TEAM!
[11:39] <Storm``> Why would I lie about being rich?
[18:37] <Murda> stop lying naptime [18:37] <Murda> u r a short little arabian midget [18:37] <[cl_nr]> NAPTIMKE YOU USED TO LOVE [18:37] <[cl_nr]> OR WERE YOU JUST USING ME FOR SEX
<naptime-> rajababjabuajbaubaab <naptime-> you fuckin wannabe persian <naptime-> your a kireh khar <naptime-> jawkesh
[19:11] <|weez|> computers and air conditioners are alike [19:11] <|weez|> you open a window and both become useless
[16:56] <Lemo> raj i love you [16:56] <Lemo> i just want to offer my sister to be your whore [16:56] <RajuAbju> is she hot? and how old [16:56] <Lemo> if she gets bitch just slap her [16:57] <Lemo> she's 23
[17:01] <Lemo> Beastiality is neat
[21:36] * kab baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [21:36] * kab puts on ass guard [21:36] <kab> if you baaa with raj around you best have protection
[11:08] * RajuAbju mounts phemale [11:09] * RajuAbju has phemale ride him [11:09] <Phemale> i must be in the wrong position [11:10] <Phemale> is there more than one way to have sheep sex?
[15:09] <chip> is it a famous movie or is it a movie you made in your backyard last year with 3 sheep, your mom, your brother and a 84 ford pinto
[15:11] <Goldilow> in my life i only have 2 things, Thats my word and my balls, and i ain't breakin um for anyone!
[01:48] <toxin> u should come visit me [01:48] <toxin> ;/ [01:48] <poet> hah i dont swing that way [22:44] <toxin> u nigger
[20:42] <blaSt> now i'm wondering how the hell terri got council before i did
<RajuAbju> why dont u get a 56k at least <|turtle|> tits the lines <|turtle|> and my badass phone co. <|turtle|> i think im gonna go bitch until they boost my bandwidth <RajuAbju> on ur 33.6k modem? bahahah |turtle| (blah@ACABE6C1.ipt.aol.com)
[17:57] <Clor0x> Those are very homosexual quotes.
<Forbin``> Hi raj you hot sheep pimp <Forbin``> eaheah
[22:47] <mekk> im such a good koader [22:47] <mekk> god damn [22:47] <mekk> i amaze my self [22:47] <mekk> at times [22:48] <mekk> its true
[19:31] <gfu> babee has a big clitoris [19:31] * gfu heard its bigger than sas's penix [19:32] <_gear_> then it can't be thta big gfu
[14:53] <rage`> storm and his bitch look like a couple from jerry springer [14:53] <gear> Storm looks like fuckin trailer trash
[09:30] <braz> rage owns me
[15:59] <WillBilly> ahh your a good fukin' man [15:59] <poet> that i am
<RajuAbju> shutup! <dubiie> anal sores keeping you from sex ? <RajuAbju> im gonna hack ur bee website <dubiie> im gunna tamper with your K-Y jelly... put hot sauce in it
<dubiie> CA sux bee nutz <dubiie> i get a lot of orders from CA <dubiie> i'll put glass shards and hiv virus in yers
[19:12] <FilthyFox> sometimes i dream [19:12] <FilthyFox> that jist is me [19:12] <RajuAbju> dont you mean that you are jist? [19:13] <FilthyFox> if i could be like jist [19:13] <FilthyFox> i wanna be i wanna be like jissttttt!!!!
[21:28] <Goldilow> i knwo about me [21:28] <Goldilow> it's gay [21:28] <Goldilow> y u think i am
[09:02] <wRu-> adict was more gay than I was last night [09:03] <wRu-> kept spanking rasta's ass and pinching his nipples
<bdog> geez <bdog> my mom keeps coming upstairs, she's spying on me <bdog> i think she's trying to catch me jerking off
<MaGe> FUCK!!! <MaGe> I cummed in my eye
<Region-> ah shit [13:29] <Region-> backfire [13:29] <wRu_> hate when that happens [13:29] <wRu_> wouldn't that be yucky [13:29] <wRu_> fucking someone in the ass [13:29] <wRu_> and they fart [13:30] <wRu_> omg [13:30] <wRu_> I mean what do you say [13:30] <wRu_> "sorry?"
<wc_reppy> ricky martin is my hero
{<[DiGi]>} im not an aoler... well... im connected through aol rite now... but its not even my account...
<wRu_> but I wanna see the more important part {[01:45]} <bones> omg {[01:45]} <bones> wru is slowly crossing the line {[01:45]} <wRu_> YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT BONES {[01:45]} <wRu_> I can I have your bone? {[01:46]} <bones> LINE CROSSED
<god4323> then why does legion have it and not u guys ? <MaGe-> cuz legion is better than us
<`chaos`> i think premium talks too much about testicles.
<MaGe-> Forbin <MaGe-> Its been such a long time since u ramm0red me in da ass0r <Forbin``> w0000t
[18:31] *** Cowboy007 is now known as A0LHAX0R [18:32] <A0LHAX0R> I aM aN l33t AoL HaCkEr WiTh FaTe
[08:46] <Goldilow> i am gonan amke a song [08:46] <Goldilow> "WHO LET THE SHEEP OT" [08:46] <Goldilow> "BAHHH BAHHHH"
[19:44] <SaS> I JUST FUCKED babee in the ASS
[21:19] <Outlawsys> yea an you were my first gay experience
[20:39] *** Quits: x-pose (naptime used to wash himself in the shitter back in his homeland.)
[19:04] <syren> i thought you loved me raj [19:04] <syren> you told me you would have my babies
[15:17] <Forbin``> We communicate through grunts [15:17] <Forbin``> ook ook aack ack [15:17] <Forbin``> unf unf eahahehehahae woo hoo
[14:08] <EViL`> let me in so i can transferr a shit load [14:08] <EViL`> ok trying to conenct
[12:43] <poet> i dont want my dick to be mint flavored
[10:38] <syren> hmm.. i wonder if ice breakers gum make your penis shrink when you getting head... because on the commercial their breath is "icey cold"
[06:30] <dubie> however, my computer is state of the art emachine [06:30] <dubie> and I doubt if would ever fail me[06:30] <Storm`> Beepowered Hornet 333 right
[21:55] <Goldilow> someone call my pager [21:55] <Goldilow> 540-855-7025
[16:04] <chip> raju shut the fuckin quote machine up before i take 3 carrots and a jar of honey and make ur ass forever unrape-able
<brandon-> wRu do penises turn you on ....if so does your own penis turn you on
[10:01] <newk> hi my name is nuke and i am an sheep raping addict
[10:21] <rage`> i live in indiana [10:21] <rage`> in a shack in the cornfield [10:22] <rage`> i break in to the white persons house to upload
[00:22] <Ruthian> heh, everytiem i see you raj i see that quote
[21:04] <syren_> know whats fun? dropping an ice cube in the toilet and pissing on it to make it melt
[10:31] <rage`> give me or i shall return sheep piece by piece [10:33] <RajuAbju> i sent 40 [10:33] <RajuAbju> cause i dont have 50 [10:33] <rage`> thats cool ill expect 10 sheep in return =) [10:34] <rage`> and some sheers [10:34] <rage`> i like to fuck him bald
[10:38] <RajuAbju> I GET 1 NIGHT WITH BABEE THEN [10:38] <SaS> you can cyber her for a night [10:38] <RajuAbju> DEAL
[07:12] <dubiie> im connected at 16,800 bps ... the shear beauty of dial up connections
[14:02] <epix> my mom said she wasn't afraid of me having sex, she said quote," No one would want you to fuck them anyway"
[11:36] <RajuAbju> oxygen supply ririe, outlaw is hooked up to life support systems [11:36] <RajuAbju> all u gotta do..pull the plug when he has his back turned lol [11:37] <ririe> you serious? [11:37] <RajuAbju> did u seriously believe me?
[15:36] <Outlawsys> i hack into my wifes pussy
[11:30] <fifth> what is wrong with my fuckin balls [11:31] <H-a-w-K> prolly rusted
[17:32] <Trexy> i need a bigger penis [17:33] <Trexy> i have an extremely tiny penis
[23:48] <Ruthian> im trying to get it up non-naturally [23:48] <Ruthian> but he wont bring it up =/
[21:36] <dayve> i also fantasize about having sex with a porcupine, but im afraid it will hurt. :<
[10:08] <naptime> real life money sucks [10:08] <naptime> i want money on line to spend
[10:15] <StroiX> any of u guys know what it means when it says, FILE TYPE: DC [10:15] <StOnE`> its a dreamcast game [10:16] <StroiX> if i donwnload it off aol [10:16] <StroiX> it will work fine on my comp?
[18:57] <_short> What the fuck is all your base belong to us [18:59] <_short> I don' udnerstand
[19:52] * Trexy gives raj the best oral in the wordl [19:52] * Trexy pretends your arron carter though
[21:05] <St0nE> when no one is around.. i like to lik my dogs big fucking hairy nuts.. they taste so good.
<blaSt`> fuck me in the sheep ass
[21:11] <St0nE> fuck since when do i have a vagina
[19:58] <EkS> fuck man i just had the BEST sex ever!!
[20:14] <r[a]ge> I WILL SUCK PENIS FOR THAT GAME
[06:28] <pork> how are your testicles in general? [06:28] <dayve> good. [06:28] <dayve> the clammyness went away..
[06:30] <dayve> threesomes with a ham, a sheep, and a goat.. [06:30] <dayve> and two slices of american cheese [06:30] <dayve> and some mayo on my ass..
[21:13] <[dope]> i have sex with big naked camels
[02:38] <anarchy> 11 1/2 hours and i can buy my own fucking cigarettes and PORNO!!!!!
[13:47] <gear> you'll have to hack my ass for that
[13:43] <Yaqub0r> i uploaded on aol 2.0 :)
[19:50] <zuke> ill rip your tongue out and lick my balls with it [19:50] <rage`> leave my testicles out of this [19:50] <zuke> ill fucking chop your balls off
[08:57] <_tbone> i almost stretched out my nutsack when i fell
[20:58] <paul-> i dont fuck people that wear dresses =x
[05:55] <AcidBird> i eat pigeons
[11:01] <Fates> you're the biggest slut i have EVER seen [11:01] <Fates> wanna sleep with me
[11:52] <esc0^s0n> i jus got back from downstairs from getting sum head
[11:53] <sqwert> dod im here in georgia [11:53] <sqwert> the worst fuckin state on earth [11:53] <sqwert> the buugs
<SW-tAKeM> is it possible to find someone on here if you know there nick
[16:20] <esc0^s0n> RajuAbju: make love to me like a sheep hearder
[18:05] <bleachh> you know when you pee in the pool it becomes purple [18:05] <bleachh> no lie
[18:12] <sqwert> yo im goin home on the 4th raj ima stop by your house so i can be your bitch in person
[19:49] <babee-> danny play tnet [19:50] <RajuAbju> i dont play games [19:50] <babee-> ok lets just have sex then
[19:39] <sqwert> i gotta poop
[21:25] <pork> i like to put soap in my moms eyes when shes in the shower [21:25] <pork> then fuck her while shes blinded?
[21:52] <GetOutnow> i know that i can have win 98 and xp pro .. but ... is it possible to have xp home and 98
[21:54] <Neverless> Kiss: you know other way to dl from aol then aol itself
[23:28] <Do_Boye> can the feds get u if u send shit to ur own house
[17:45] <Trexy> it grew to a full inch now [17:45] <Trexy> i now can distingush it between my pubic hair.
<@fifth> i usually put alot of wet towels around the edge of a well and fuck it'
[22:22] <esc0^s0n> she sucked my dick, i busted upon her lips n tits a little splater'd in her eye i said watch the kids ill be back in a min just gotta handle some biz i got that bitch wrapped tighter around my finger then 16 year old virgin pussy lips
[19:03] <TheReal`> i can't wait till i get a real girl [19:03] <TheReal`> i d/l pics and masterbate
[19:16] <_short> You need a REALLY fast computer to compute the exact measurement of PI
[16:23] <Swing`> heh how you been[16:24] <wRu> imma fuckin homo with aids, how the hell ya think i've been?[16:27] <wRu> i am an abomination to God! He is dealing with me in His way![16:28] <wRu> is it too late for His grace? and mercy?16:33] <Swing`> maybe if you stop suckin dick[16:33] <Swing`> and stop takin it in the ass
<zeetwo> what would cause random reboots<Yaqub_r> just the fact that you installed an MS operating system is reason enough to get random reboots.
[09:07] <ruler> i practice in the shower daily, with my rubber ducky
[09:27] <buci> hey..i fall into the i harras raj category just like 90% of the scene.....to treat me unfairly is unjust!
[11:14] <kasino> i pimp all you hoes
[17:36] <RajuAbju> i wanna see u stick ur dick in a beehive [17:37] <dubie`> sure, i do that stuff now for fun
[19:37] <Dynamic-> ok say im a stalker [19:38] <Dynamic-> and i rape babies
[19:51] <|Forbin|> Have ya ever wanted to take a poop while sitting at your computer chair?! Well now you can with the all new Forbicolostomy bag!!! Now you can surf the net and blast out turds....at the same time!!! Simply place the bag under your anus....squeeze real hard on your bowels and whammo!! Youre still downloading porn!!!
[17:59] <|Forbin|> nuggz is so l33t....he can hack Norad with Fate x 3.0 [17:59] <|Forbin|> All the screens will display scrolling middle fingers
[17:59] <nuggz> it all started back when i was a lil shit.. hacked my dads garage door opener [17:59] <nuggz> i made it turn on my moms vibrator
[18:02] <cyber`> I'm masterbation certified
[21:59] <pork> i fucked my mom [21:59] <pork> she has a hairy cunt
[06:26] <pork> seriously, my mom touches me sometimes cuz she saw my dad cheat on her
[22:02] <cozknight> we gonna idle like its yo birfday
[22:03] <cozknight> pork [22:03] <cozknight> jerking off to your mom when she is on her webcam is the best
[21:24] <|Forbin|> Well....were going to have a butt orgy
[21:37] <|Forbin|> raj...stop....Im gonna piss myself
[21:48] <Jist> everyone wants to be me [21:48] <Jist> I am one sexy bitch [21:48] <Jist> feeling myself up right now
[19:48] <pork> guys no joke, i noticed when i jerk off if i put clamps on my nipples it gets me off like crazy when im jerking off
[14:26] <rage_> i wanna suck on your lolliepop
[15:21] <pork> and if i couldnt bang her, at least jay z's fat lips would give good head
[18:40] <setient> welcome to setient's fucknut list
[21:28] <chr-i-s> SYREN HACKS BUTTHOLES!!!
[22:04] <camron> there were many other good qualities about our humble channel [22:04] <camron> i mean we op zuke =P [22:04] <camron> how crazier can we get!
<nin> i got legal hooker idea <nin> guy goes and buys something worth however much sex he wants. like {$20} worth of crap for a bj. gives ho the gift w/ receipt <nin> he gets his sex, she returns item, gets her {$.} no cash exchanged. just a gift that she fucked him for <Yaqub> that's basically what dating is right?
[21:38] <tisk> when i say who wants to fuck my asshole, forbins the first one to wake up
[13:24] <rds> its like instead of going to movies, they can buy each other shells
[16:18] <ref1ux> i'll sic my one eyed parrot on you [16:18] <ref1ux> he is fucking insane.. hell peck your eyes out [16:18] <ref1ux> well.. it's not my parrot.. it's my neibors
[08:45] <d4redevil> dont be scared, he's the one that should be scared, if he kills u he goes to jail for life
[17:00] * pork is away because im doing Cock Pushups. For those of you who don't exactly know what a Cock Pushup is... It's when you friggin lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground over and over again... it really strengthens the weiner muscles
[who2] why does everyone hate me because i'm jewish :( [sinistron] i know how ya feel my grandfather died in a concentration camp [who2] really? [sinistron] yeah he fell off the guard tower.
[chr-i-s] someone try connecting to my FTP [chr-i-s] ftp://ftp:ftp@192.168.1.101
[21:12] <vb> id do it for 25k [21:12] <vb> i wont lie [21:12] <vb> he cant insert anythign [21:12] <vb> but he can fondle
[01:31] <ref1ux> BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING DIAREAH
[08:35] <smokey> i love making people on aol look dumb. [08:35] <smokey> quite enjoyish