GOLDILOW
I beft you iz very surprized to findz out i be black as burned hard drive. but it be true boyeeeee. i be born and raised in da dirt roads of a cotton fieldz. i uzed to be a porn ring leader wif my udder buddiez and nowz i run me own group wif that old plantation ownerz outlawsys. in me spare time, i like to college change and makez some deadly haxing raps.. i made one just for thiz very sexellent websitez, itz almost like a haiku even
my name is go-dildo
i pimp on irc
i pimp in real life
a pimp is what i be
and pimpin's what i like
[21:02] <GolDiLoW> my ewe my ewe [21:02] <GolDiLoW> bah bah bah
[21:28] <Goldilow> i knwo about me [21:28] <Goldilow> it's gay [21:28] <Goldilow> y u think i am
[08:46] <Goldilow> i am gonan amke a song [08:46] <Goldilow> "WHO LET THE SHEEP OT" [08:46] <Goldilow> "BAHHH BAHHHH"
